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Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Tips to Reduce your Weight


Tips to Reduce Ur Weight
1st turn UR head to Right and then to the Left


Repeat this Exercise,
whenever U R Offered something to eat ::)

Bright Future!!!!

Webkinz Plush Stuffed Animal Donkey

EK GADHA :- YAAR MERA MALIK MUJHE BAHUT MAARTA HAI.

DUSARA GADHA :- TO TU BHAAG KYON NAHI JATA.

PEHLA GADHA :- BHAG TO JATA PAR YAHAN FUTURE BADA BRIGHT HAI..... MALIK KI KHOOBSURAT BETI JAB SHARARAT KARTI HAI TO MALIK KEHTA HAI, "TERI SHADI GADHE SE KAR DUNGA.....!"

BAS ISI UMMED MEIN BAITHA HOON.............

Mary Meyer Sweet Rascals, Baby Blue Sweet Dorian Donkey, 9"

KEEPING HOPES MAY NOT IMPROVE YOUR FUTURE, BUT IT WILL CERTAINLY REDUCE THE PAIN OF TODAY!!!

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Girls Before Marriage.....

Melissa & Doug Brianna - 12" DollCorolle Les Cheries Doll Camille Ballerina - 13" DollDisney Tangled Rapunzel Doll -- 12''

Girls B4 marriage look lyk Barbie dolls,
After marriage beautiful doll
After 1 year Nice doll
After 5 years Dhol
After 10 years Dolly Bhindra
Mammon Monchhichi (Gong Hay Fat Choi) Plush Doll

Monday, March 28, 2011

Time might lead me somewhere away from you....

Pavilion Gift Company Elements Special Friends 100 mm Musical Waterglobe with Tune -Inch That's What Friends Are For-Inch

Time might lend me somewhere away from U,
Fate may wipe me from your memory
but i'll always B THANKFUL that
once in life's  journey we were 
"Good Friends"

Saturday, March 26, 2011

In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend!!

Marvelous Me (Values & Feelings)

In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality
and stylish looks,

 so 
learn to value me..

Friday, March 25, 2011

Never mind!!!


Galileo gr8 Mind
Einstein Genius Mind 
Newton Extra ordinary Mind
Me master mind
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Never Mind

Last night

Crying: A Natural and Cultural History of Tears

Last Night tear rolled out of my eye,
I asked tear, why r u out?
Tear Replied, their is some1 so beautiful in your eye, that's why their is no place for me

Thursday, March 24, 2011

IF Accountant Starts Producing Movies


WORLD'S HOTTEST ACCOUNTANT Mug Coffee Cup 11 oz



If A/c tant  starts producing movies then the films would be named as
Kabhi Credit Kabhi Debit
Cash Bal wale Profit Le Jayenge
Main Accounts Ki Diwani Hoon
Hum Tax De Chuke Sanam
Hamara Ledge Apke Pass Hai
Kaho Na Depreciation Hai
Kyon Tally Ho Gaya Na,
Munnabhai CA







Excel for AccountantsCA Internet Security Suite Plus 2010 3-UserSage Peachtree Complete Accounting 2011

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

The Lie Clock!!



Rabri Devi died and went to heaven.

As she stood in front of Yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind...
She asked: "What are all those clocks?"

Yamraj answered: "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earthhas a Lie Clock.
American Innovative Teach Me Time! Talking Alarm Clock and NightlightMelissa & Doug Wooden Shape Sorting Clock

Every time some one like you lieson Earth, the hands on your clock will move once."

Oh! said Rabri: "Who's clock isthat?"

That's GautamBuddha's. The hands have never moved indicatingthat he never told a lie.

"And, whose clock is that?"

That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice,telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."

Rabri asked: "Where's my Laloo's clock?"
"Laloo's clock is in my office", replied Yamraj. "I'musing it as a ceiling fan!"

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