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Friday, December 30, 2011

What do u call a woman in heaven?

What do u call a woman in heaven?

An Angel.

A crowd of woman in heaven?

A host Angels.

And all woman in heaven?



Tum mere pyar mein itna gir jaaoge kabhi socha na tha....

Dear Rupee,

Tum mere pyar mein itna gir jaaoge kabhi socha na tha!!!

Yours Dollar....

Do you know the meaning of WIFE

Husband asks,

Do you know the meaning of WIFE??

It means...

Without Information Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says No,
it's - With Idiot for Ever!

Thursday, December 29, 2011


When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough

When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, he is busy,

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,

When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked

When I do good, my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, he never forgets

Saturday, December 10, 2011

A romantic dinner...

Women Friends chatting in office.

First Woman: I had a fine evening, how was urs?

Second Woman : it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes.

How was urs?

First Woman : Oh, it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.

First Husband : How was ur evening?

Second Husband : Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great!

What about you?

First Husband: It was so horrible.

I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour; and when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house!

After all, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another one hour !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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