A 54 yr old woman had a heart attack & was taken 2 the hospital.
While on d operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked Is my time up? God said No you have another 34 yrs 2 live.
Upon recovery, d woman decided 2 stay in d hospital & hv a face-lift, liposuction, & tummy tuck. She even changed her hair color Finally she was released from the hospital.
While crossing d road on her way home, she was killed by a truck.
Arriving in front of God, she asked, You said I had another 34 years 2 live.
Why didn't you save me from d truck?
(You'll love this)
"I didn't recognize you!=)) :D