New Meaning of Wife..

• SCHOOL :
  A place where Parents pay and children play.
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  LIFE INSURANCE :
  A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
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  NURSE :
  A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
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   MARRIAGE :
  It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..
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  TEAR :
  The hydraulic force by which masculine Will power is defeated by feminine Water Power.