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Tuesday, December 31, 2013

New Year Wishes -2014


Inner peace,
Sound health,
Increased income
Eternal Happiness
Good social status
Cordial family life
A lot of foreign travel
These are a few things I wish for you and your family.
Happy New Year!
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Purana saal ho raha hai sab se door, kya karein kudrat ka yahi hai dastoor, purani yaadein soch kar udaas na ho tum, naya saal aaya hai challo... dhoom machale dhoom ! Happy New Year!
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Bhula Do Beeta Huwa kal, Dil Mein Bason Aane Wale kal, Hanso Aur Hansao, Jaaha Bhi Ho Pal, Khushiyan Lekar Aayega Aane Wala Kal, Naya Saal Mubarak Ho… !
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Life has no Pause Buttons. Dreams have no Expiry Date. 
Time has No Holiday. 
So don't waste a single moment in your Life.
Live it!
Love it!
Rock it!
A very happy New Year!
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Before this year comes to end, I would like to thank God for stitching some beautiful people like you into the fabric of my life.
May God keep all my precious threads happy for always keeping me covered and warm!
Warm wishes for a very Happy New Year!
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Life is best for those who are enjoying it;
Difficult for those who are always analyzing it;
And worst for those who are criticizing it.
Our attitude defines our life.
May God give you a beautiful and enjoyable life in the New Year!
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I wish you:

N: New beginnings
E: Eternal bliss
W: Wallow in Wealth

Y: Yields of magnitude
E: Enormous happiness
A: Amazing times
R: Rendezvous at all times

Happy New Year!
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Dear friend,

You have always been sending me best wishes, chain letters, angel letters or other promises of good luck.

None of that ever worked.

Could you please just send cash, chocolates, shopping vouchers or airline tickets instead?

Thank you!

And... yes, happy new year!
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Everything about the future is uncertain;
But one thing is for sure that GOD has already planned all our tomorrows;
We just have to trust Him today.
I heartily wish a beautiful tomorrow for you and your family!
Happy New Year!
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Calendar of Love:
January = Rose
February = Propose
March = Gift
April = Lift
May = Chat
June = Date
July = Miss
August = Kiss
September = Marriage
October = Broke up
November = Rest
December = Next
Have a nice year ahead!
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Naya Saal Mubarak Kya Bharosa Mobile Ka. Battery ka Charger Ka Network Ka Balance Ka Life ka Time Ka Is Liye Meri Taraf Se Advance Main “Naya Saal Mubarak”
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New Day
New Month
New Hopes
New Resolutions
New Aspirations
And New Year
But there is only one thing old - that's you.
Happy New Year!
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Twinkle twinkle little star, kya kehte hai mere yaar, mubarak ho aapko ye naya saal, barta rahi ye humara pyaar. Happy New Year 2014!
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Beet gaya jo saal, bhool jaye, es naye saal ko galay lagayne, kartay hai duwa hum rab se sar jhuka kay, es saal ke saray sapnay pooray hon aapke. Naya saal mubarak.
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Day by day teri khushiya ho jaye double, teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sarey trouble, khuda rakhay humesha tujhe smart aur fit, teray liye New Year 2014 ho super-duper hit!
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Sabke dilo mein ho sabke liye pyar, aanewala har din laye khushiyon ka tyohaar, es ummed ke saath aao bhul ke sare ghum, 2014 ko kare hum sub welcome!
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Sunehri dhoop barsaat ke baad, thodi si haansi har baat ke baad, usi tehra ho mubarak aap ko 2014, 2013 ke baad. Naya saal mubarak.
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Aaj ki duniya bahut advanced hai, isi advanced duniya ki advanced technology mein rehnay wale ek advanced banday ki taraf se aap to advance mein 'Happy New Year'!
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Aap jahan bhi jaye, waha se kare fly all tear, sab log aapko he mane aapna dear, aapke har raste ho always clear, aur khuda de aapko ek jhakaas New Year! Happy 2014!
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Naye saal aaye banke ujale, khul jaye aapki kismat ke talay, humesha aap pe rahe meherbaan uparwale, chand tare bhi aaap pe he roshini dalay. Happy New Year 2014!
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TODAY is an annual closing date...

Clear all OUTSTANDING misunderstandings,
hurt, 
anger,
resentment,
guilt,
fears,
rejections,
failures,
unforgiving,
envy,
misbehavior,
mistakes and;
all negative feelings....

Close the account.
Forgive Yourself?
&Ur loved ones.
Let's Begin enthusiastically n positively....

Wish u a happy & wealthy NEW YEAR .....
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Today, is the first blank page of a 365 page book. Write a good one....
This is the new year the new you... So step out of your comfort zone, try things you have never done before, laugh more, live more, forgive and forget the past & make year as the year that you elevate from where you are & soar high. Make it happen!
Happy New Year
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I asked God to keep my Frnd happy.
He said-ok bt only for 4days.
I said-ok summer,winter, rainy & spring days.
He said-No, only for 3days.
I said-ok Yesterday, Today and  Tomorrow .
He said-No,only for 2days.
I said-Day & Night.
He said-No,only 1day
I said-ok "Everyday"

God laughed & said ok ok ok....
HAPPY NEW YEAR
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Yaar jab teri life mein meri importance hi nahi rahi
Toh seedhy se keh de ke ab tumhai meri zrorat nahi,
Mere jaane ki khushiyan kyu mana rahe ho?
It hurts me
?
?
From:
2013
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Zara Sa Muskura Dena, Happy new year se Pehle Pehle..

Har Ek Gham Ko Bhula Dena, Happy new year se Pehle Pehle..

Na socho k kis kis ne Dil Dukhaya.. Sabb ko maaf kar dena Happy New year se Pehle Pehle..

Kya pata phir moqa na mil Paye Aapko.. Is liye Dil ko saaf kar lena, Happy new year se Pehle pehle..

Hosh aate aate Happy new year belated na ho jaaye Us se to achha hai wish kar de..happy new year se pehle pehle..

Is liye HAPPY NEW YEAR TO U .. happy new year se Pehle Phele..
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The Boarding on Flight 2014 has been announced,
Your luggage should only contain the best souvenirs from 2013, the bad and sad moments should be left in the garbage

The duration of the flight will be 12 months. 

The next stop-overs will be : Health, Love, Joy, Harmony, Well-being and Peace. The Captain offers you the following menu which will be served during the flight:

A Cocktail of Friendship 

A Supreme of Health 

A gratin of prosperity 

A Bowl of Excellent News 

A Salad of Success A Cake of Happiness 
All accompanied by burst of laughter..
Wishing you and the family an enjoyable trip on board of flight 2014
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We are in the last day of the year. Just felt, I should thank everyone who made me smile this year. 

You are one of them so here's a big THANK YOU!

          Happy New Year!



Jane anjane me hum ne, 2013 me agar apka dil dukhaya..



Jane anjane me hum ne,




2013 me agar apka dil dukhaya,




Taklif di ho ya jo bi kiya uske liye,




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Fir se ready rehna



hum 2014 me bhi ,







Wahi karenge…



Sirf calendar badlenga hum nahi.

Its the Last day of this wonderful year-2013




Its the Last day of this wonderful year-2013



Thanks to those who hated me,

they made me a stronger person.




Thanks to those who loved me,

they made my heart bigger.




Thanks to those who were worried abt me,

they let me know that they actually cared.


Thanks to those who left me,

they made me realize that nothing lasts forever.




Thanks to those who entered my life,

they made me who i’m today.


Just want to Thank u for being in my life..


8 Baate 8 Baato Ko Khatm Kar Deti Hai:




Sorry - Galti Ko.

Dukh - Zindagi Ko.

Gussa - Rishte Ko.

Jhuth - Vishwas Ko.

Saath - Gam Ko.

Dhokha - Pyaar Ko.

Facebook - Career Ko

Whats app - Time Ko.

Monday, December 30, 2013

Kyu Chalti Hai Pawan???




Kyu Chalti H Pawan?




Bcoz of Evaporation..




Q Ghume h Gagan??




Bcos of Earths Rotation..




Q Machalta h Mann??




Bcoz of Disorder in Digestion..




Q Gum h har Disha??




Bcoz of Poor Sense of Direction..




Q Hota h Nasha?




Bcoz of Drug Addiction..




Q Aati h Bahar?




Bcoz of Change in Season..




Q Khota h Qarar?




Bcoz of Takin Tension..




Q Hota h Pyar?




Bcoz of Opposite 




Attraction..




I Explained U Everything!!




Ab mat bolna...




"Na Tum Jano Na Hum".

Sunday, December 29, 2013

Kaise ho!!



Kaise ho?

Maze me?

Tabiyat kaisi hai?

Baki sab khusal mangal?

Ungli me dard to nahi hai naa?

Ankh bhi ok?

Dimag thikane?

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Kamal he yaar fir to whatsup msg bhej sakte ho.

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

FRIENDSHIP is the rainbow between two hearts..



"FRIENDSHIP is the rainbow between two hearts sharing seven colors: feelings, love, sadness, happiness, truth, faith, secret & respect."

Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid, some feelings are left unexpressed, but someone as sweet as you could never be lefl unmissed...

Coffee never knew it would taste so nice and sweet, before it met milk and sugar.

We are good as individuals but become better when we meet and blend with the right people....

Stay connected..

Monday, December 23, 2013

It is better to be educated than to be a thief!"

During a robbery in the bank, robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.

This is called "Mind Changing Concept" Changing the conventional way of thinking.

When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her:

"Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"

This is called "Being Professional" Focus only on what you are trained to do!




When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school) : "Big brother, let's count how much we got."

The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"

This is called "Experience." Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!



After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank".

This is called "Swim with the tide."Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!


The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."


This is called "Killing Boredom." Personal Happiness is more important than your job.

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers.

It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"


This is called "Knowledge"

Sunday, December 22, 2013

At Vegetable Market!!



Sabziwala Sabzi Par Paani
 Chhidak Raha Tha,




kaafi Der ho Gayi




Customer gusse mein bola:

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Bhaisab Agar Bhindi 
ko Hosh Aa Gaya ho

 to Ek kilo de do.....

Saturday, December 21, 2013

Super Insult!!!



Maths Teacher: jab main tumhare jitna tha mere maths mein 100 marks aate the.

Student: aate honge bhai. Tere ko koi achcha teacher padhaata hoga!

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A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent, Kumar doesn't smell nice in class, Please try to Bathe him.

Parent's answer: Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him...

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Father: Tumhare Result ka kya hua.........?? 


Son: Headmster ka beta fail ho gaya, . . . 


Father: Aur tum...?? 


Son: Doctor ka beta Bhi fail ho gaya, 


Father: Aur tumhara result kaisa Aaya....?? 


Son: Wo Wakeel Ka Beta Bhi fail Ho gya, 


Father: Kamine mai tera puch raha hun!!




Son: To Tu konsa Rajnikant Hai,




Tera Beta Bhi Fail hua hai..

Friday, December 20, 2013

Banta's ABCD



Banta class mein : Madam, maine “ABC ” yaad karli...

Madam : Ok , toh sunao..

Banta :
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz…..


Madam :Arey aise nahin ….

Aise sunao A for Apple..

Banta : Ok ma'am….


A for Apple.


B for Bada Apple.



C for Chhota Apple.


D for Dusra Apple.




E for Ek aur Apple.




F for Fokat ka Apple.




G for Gol Gol Apple.




H for Hazaar Apple.




I for Itney saare Apple?




J for Jaao nahin khaane hai Apple.




K for Kaise nahin khaayengey Apple.?




L for Lena padhega tumko Apple.




M for Mujhe nahin chahiye itne Apple.




N for Naa nahin kehtey kyunki yeh hai Apple.




O for Oye teri ki, tumne khaa daale yeh saare Apple.




P for Pett bhar khaao Apple.




Q for Qismat mein nahin hoti hai sabke, yeh Apple.




R for Roz khaao tum Apple.




S for Sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum Apple.




T for Tumko nahin milenge itney achey Apple.




U for Udhaar kii nahin hai yeh Apple.




V for Very tasty hain yeh Apple.




W for Waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se Apple.




X for X’mas mein bhi khana padenge Apple.




Y for Yun naa chehra phero dekh ke yeh Apple.




Z for Zara sa aur khaalo Apple.....




Madam Behosh.....

Kya 2012 or 2013 ek sath aa sakte he?



Kya 2012 or 2013 ek sath aa sakte he?

.

Nahi na

.

Lekin ab hoge

Dekh lo is mahine ki date

20.12.2013


Maa kasam bachpan se genius hu.....par kabhi ghamand nhi kiya.....

Thursday, December 19, 2013

Why All Girls Are So Cute & Sweet? And All Wife's Are Always Angry...



Once A Man Asked God: "Why All Girls Are So Cute & Sweet?
And All Wife's Are Always Angry

God Answered: Girls Are Made By Me ... And you make them Wife's..!!!Your Problem ... !!!


Agar Indian husband Apni Wife ke liye car ka darwaza khole, to ...Samajh jao ke..

Ya to Car nayi hai,

Ya Wife nayi hai,

Ya phir

Wife 'nahi' hai.:


A man was watching a movie at home..
and jor jor se cheekhne laga .....
nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
Ghode par se mat utar.. Pagal mat utar..
Its a trap!! Its a trap!!

Marega saalle.. 



Wife: Kya dekh rhe ho?



Man: our wedding DVD!!

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

After long time, different "Pj's"..



If you are a girl named Khushi and you cry, people won't take it seriously as that would be 'Khushi ke aansoo'.


I love it when my Sony smartphone hangs and gives me Problems.....

Because, 

Sony de Nakhre sohne lagde menu. 

Cricket team k jab sab player out ho jate h toh sab machaar bhaag jate hain 

Socho??

KYUKI team "allout" hain na. 

Now Don't kill me for this joke

Nahaa Liya Karo..


Ek REXONA


Naam ki Ladki Thi

Jiske Parents ka Naam

DAYNA or CINTHOL Tha.

Ek MARGO

Naam ka ladka Tha Jo

REXONA Ko

Love Karta Tha or

REXONA Bhi

MARGO Ko Apna

LIFEBOY Banana Chahti Thi.

Dono Ka Love PEARS

 ki Tarah Bilkul


Saaf Tha.

1 din Dono ki Shaadi BREEZE

Garden Mein

Hoti Hai.

Shaadi Mein DETTOL,

MEDIMIX,

LUX,

FAA,

NIRMA,

VIVEL,

DOVE bhi.

Aate Hai.

Shadi ke kuch Sal Bad

Unke Judwa Bache Hote Hai


 Jinka Naam Hota Hai...


JONSON and JONSON.

Haso Mat...

Ye Ek Tarika Tha Aapko

Batane Ka Ki


market


Mein bahut type ka saabun

milta


hain...


Nahaa Liya Karo...


Thand sab ke liye hai !!!



Enjoy the winters...

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