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Friday, April 25, 2014

Wedding Day..



Wedding is the day 

when a boy

 stands on a stage, 

watches other girls 

dressed beautifully 


and thinks

Where the hell

 were these girls

 till now...

Job moods!!!

Daily job moods 
at work


Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Daag Acche Hain..


Your country's Future 
is in
Your Finger Tips.



We are back - HusbandWife



Wife - Tum to kehte the ki Shaadi ke baad bhi mujhse bahut Pyaar karoge....

Husband - Mujhe kya pata tha ki tumhari Shaadi mujhse hi ho jayegi ........!!! 

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WIFE: Suno ji; agar tumhaare baal isi raftaar se jhadte rahe toh main tumhein talaaq de doongi!!

Pati: He BHAGWAN, aur main paagal inko bachaane ki koshish kar rahaa thaa

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Wife : Tum Saari Dunya Mein Bhi Dhoondo To Bhi Mujh Jaisi Doosri Nahi Milegi..

Husband: Tum Kya SamjhTi Ho.. Mein Doosri Bhi Tum Jaisi Hi Dhoondoon Ga..! Hadd Ho Gayi..

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Blast of the day:
Wife was kidnapped.
Kidnapper sent to husband a piece of her finger n demanded money.

Husband replied "ye Ungli to kisi ki b ho sakti hai.. 
"MUNDI Bhej MUNDI"

Khamosihya..



Kon Kehta Hai Ki

Khamosihya Khamosh Hoti Hai...?

Kabhi Khamoshiyo Ko

Khamoshi-Se Suno...

Shayad

Khamoshiya Wo
 Keh De

Jinki Lafzo Me Talash Hoti He...

Meri Prem Kahani Ka Kya Ajeeb Ending Tha..



Meri Prem Kahani Ka Kya Ajeeb

Ending Tha, Meri Prem Kahani

Ka Kya Ajeeb Ending Tha, Maine

Propose Kia Sms Se, Kambakth Woh

Uski Shadi Thak Pending Tha!

After massive demands from all husbands..



After massive demands from all husbands..

A new app called 'Panic' is launched.. 

You just say 'Wife' and it closes all websites, hides all chats with females, hides all special folders and puts your wife's photograph as wallpaper.

A very Emotional quote.... Attachment



A very Emotional quote..

Attachment Is Not When Two People Chat Day & Night. . . . 

Attachment is not when two people cant live without each other....

Attachment is not when two people cant stay away from each other for a moment...

But When Someone send U Email And Adds An Image Or Data File With It.......

That File Is Called "Attachment "..

Monday, April 21, 2014

What is the secret of this love for wife???




Killer one :
Someone asked an old man:

"Even after 60 years, you still call your wife as Darling, mera baccha, sonu, jaan, janu, sweety, baby, Honey, Luvc.!!!! 



What is the secret of this love for wife??? 




Old man replied: 
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I forgot her name 10 yrs ago & 
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I'm scared to ask her.

Five Best Stories..




{ 1 }

ONCE, 

All villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all

the People gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella.





That's

FAITH

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{ 2 }

WHEN

You throw a baby in the air, she laughs because she knows you will catch her.





That's

TRUST

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{ 3 }

EVERY

Night we go to bed, without any assurance of being alive the next

Morning but still we set the alarms to wake up.





That's

HOPE

---------:-:-:---------






{ 4 }

WE

Plan big things for tomorrow in spite of zero knowledge of the future. 





That's

CONFIDENCE

---------:-:-:---------






{ 5 }

WE

See the world suffering.

But still we get Married.





That's 

Over

CONFIDENCE

Kissi Se Na Kehna!!!



Jivan Me 3 Baat Kisi Ko

Nahi Batani.. ...



































































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1)

2)

3)

Nahi Batani Matlab Nahi Batani...

Kisi Ko Bhi Nahi 

Haste-Haste Gir Jaoge!!



Ye JOKE Padhoge To Haste-Haste Gir Jaoge:-)

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Isliye Bheja Hi Nahi..

Gir Gaye To..?

I Care For U !!

Please mujhe bi..



Purane zamaane
 mein jab koi

Akela beth kar hasta tha

Too log kahete they
 ki es par bhoot pret 
ka saaya hai

Aaj kal koi akale
 mein beth kar
 hasta hai

To kahete hain
 please mujhe be 
Forward karo do

Saturday, April 19, 2014

THE SECRET TO A HAPPY MARRIED LIFE!




Once I asked my friend, "What is the secret behind your Happy Married Life?" 


He said "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."

I asked "Can you explain?" 


He said "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my Wife decides on smaller issues. 

We do not interfere in each other's decisions." 

Still not convinced, i asked him "Give me some examples".


He said "Smaller issues like, which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit the super market, when & where to go on vacation, which sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy.

Monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc. 

Are all decided by my wife. I just agree to it " 

I asked "Then, what is your role?" 


He said "My decisions are only for very big issues. 

Like whether America should do settlement with Iran, whether Britain should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe, whether to widen the Sri Lankan economy, whether Dhoni should retire from Cricket, Whom should Salman Khan Marry. etc etc. and do you know, my wife, NEVER, objects to any of these decisions".

Friday, April 18, 2014

Management Skills




Dad : Son you have to get married I have seen a girl for you...


Son: Not possible dad


Dad : Think twice she is Mr. Gates daughter..


Son: I m ready.


Dad goes to Mr. Gates

Dad : My son wants to marry your daughter


Mr. Gates : Not possible


Dad : Think twice he is the CEO of Swiss Bank


Mr. Gates : I m ready


Dad goes to Swiss Bank Authorities


Dad : Make my son the CEO of ur Bank


Authorities: What?? Come again!!!  Not possible


Dad : Think twice he is Mr. Gates Son in Law


Authorities : Ur Sons job is confirmed

Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck!



One day, Mickey Mouse asks Donald Duck to tell him Ramayana. 

Donald duck is impressed and starts reading verses from Ramayana. 


Mickey Mouse continues to listen. 

After completing the whole Ramayan, Donald Duck lets out a big sigh and asks Mickey Mouse, tell me, who was the father of Lord Ram?" 


Mickey Mouse cannot. 


Angry, Donald duck, again asks, " Mickey Mouse!!! tell me...what was the capital of Ram's kingdom!" 


Mickey Mouse cannot answer again. 


Infuriated, Donald Duck kicks Mickey Mouse hard, and Mickey Mouse goes and collides with a wall. 


As soon as he collides with the wall, he gets up and starts saying verses of Ramayana from start to end.... 

How did this happen??? 


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After hitting the wall, Mickey becomes 










Wall-Mickey (Valmiki)... 
plz mobile matt Fekna..

Change yourself and see the change!



Successful Husband and Wife!


Successful Husband and Wife!

How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?



Madam: How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People?



How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ? 

Sardar thought a lot and finally replied-
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By Preparing Mango Shake..

Thursday, April 17, 2014

BEST PROPOSE!




BEST PROPOSE BY LOVER ..


I AM BAD in
 ENGLISH

BUT i can tell you that
 I LOVEYOU..


I am BAD in GEOGRAPHY

BUT i can tell you that you LIVE in my
HEART...


I am BAD in
 HISTORY

BUT u can 
REMEMBER
when i FIRST
saw you..

I am BAD in 
CHEMISTRY

BUT i can tell
 WHATS the REACTION
when you SMILE ...

I am BAD in 
PHYSICS

BUT i can tell the INTENSITY 
of SPARK
 of my EYES
 when they 
SEE you ..

I am BAD in every SUBJECT

BUT i can TELL 
ALL,
 I will PASS all SUBJECTS
 if the TOPIC
 is YOU.

Santa is back again to make you laugh.

Santa and banta funny jokes

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Puzzle Time!



This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking.. 
Just Check It Out! 




Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself. Think like a wizard; 


man

1. ------------

board










Ans. =man overboard




Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it. 



stand

2. ------------











Ans. = I understand




OK . .Got the drift ?Let's try a few now and see how you fare ?




3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/













Ans. = reading between the lines




R

4. Road

A

D










Ans. = cross road 




Not having a good day now, are you ?Redeem yourself.




5. cyclecyclecycle













Ans. = tricycle

Easy to figure out, ha!







0

6._________

M.D.Ph.D.













Ans. = two degrees below zero 




C'mon give it a little thought ! !







knee

7. ------------

light













Ans. = neon light ( knee - on - light )




I'm sure you'll have no problem getting this one.




ground

8. ----- ----------

feet feet feet feet feet feet













Ans. = six feet underground




Good One, try this!!




9. he's / himself













Ans. = he's by himself 




Here's an easy one!!




10. ecnalg













Ans. = backward glance




Not even close ?!!?




11. death ..... life













Ans. = life after death




Okay last chance .




12. THINK
















Ans. = think big ! !




And the last one is very funny- - -







13. Ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb...










Ans. = long time no 'C'




Dedicated to all our intelligent Frds.

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