एक बार किसी रेलवे प्लैटफॉर्म पर जब गाड़ी रुकी तो एक लड़का पानी बेचता हुआ निकला।
Saturday, January 31, 2015
Friday, January 30, 2015
Zabaan Sambhalke ( जबान संभाल के)
Terok Singh was traveling in a crowded bus.
He was carrying the passport size photograph of his son (for college admission).?
He was carrying the passport size photograph of his son (for college admission).?
Thursday, January 29, 2015
Tumko kuch apni safai me kehna hai??
Chor aya,
Tijori par likha tha :
"Todne ki zaroorat nahi button dabao, khul jayegi"
Horror Story in One Sentence
Three friends lived in a flat on 100th floor..
One day lift was not working..
मोबाइल फोन के दामों में भारी कमी !
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मोबाइल फोन के दामों में भारी कमी !
Samsung Galaxy Note 3 - Rs.6330
बर्बाद शराबी की कसम
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दारू की वजह से बर्बाद शराबी ने कसम ली......और घर से दारू की खाली बोतले फेंकने लगा
what's a man?
Kid: what's a man?
Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protect you.
Women are so intelligent
A lady ordered a pizza..
Waiter: Mam should I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8?
"क्या तुम स्वर्ग नहीं जाना चाहते?"
संता अपने ससुराल में
गुरुजी का प्रवचन सुनने गया!
गुरुजी बोले, "जो-जो स्वर्ग
जाना चाहता है,
वह अपना हाथ ऊपर करे"!
Wednesday, January 28, 2015
यह क्या ले जा रहे हो?
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एक ताबुत बनाने वाला ताबुत की डिलेवरी करने जा रहा था कि उसकी गाड़ी खराब हो गई।
उसने ताबुत सिर पर उठाया और चलने लगा।
Sharab Bahut hi Khatarnak cheez hai...
Sharab Bahut hi
Khatarnak
cheez hai
kal hi mere
ek dost sharab
मिस कॉल क्या करनी, जब बन जाएगी तो WhatsApp पे डाल दूंगी।
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गली से एक भिखारी गुज़र रहा था, एक घर का दरवाज़ा खुला था और अंदर एक बुढ़िया बैठी थी। उसे देख भिखारी बोला, "खाने के लिए रोटी दे दो, अम्मा।"
नागिन किसको बोला बे ?
अगर आपकी पत्नी दो सिम
कार्ड वाला फोन प्रयोग
करती है तो केवल wife नाम से
ही save करें ।
ऐ सुख तू कहाँ मिलता है क्या तेरा कोई स्थायी पता है
ऐ सुख तू कहाँ मिलता है
क्या तेरा कोई स्थायी पता है
क्यों बन बैठा है अन्जाना
आखिर क्या है तेरा ठिकाना।
Funny Engineering Quote for the Day...
Funny Engineering
Quote for the Day.
"Engineers Like to Solve Problems.
If there are no problems handlily available,
If there are no problems handlily available,
they will create their own problem."
~ Scott Adams
Tuesday, January 27, 2015
❤ Husband & Wife - too good.....Just too good..❤
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❤ Husband & Wife - too good.....Just too good..❤
This is the best and most civil way to have a fight between husband and wife instead of resorting to physical force...
हस् हस् के पागल हो जाओगे..
हस् हस् के पागल हो जाओगे
❤ राजू: पत्नी को बेगम क्यूं कहते है?
बीरू: क्यूंकि शादी के बाद सारे गम पति के और पत्नी तो बे-गम हो जाती है.
Monday, January 26, 2015
Perfect English Tenses
Tenses
A teacher says, “Okay, class. Today we’re going to be talking about the tenses. If I say ‘I’m beautiful,’ which tense is it?”
Look Up Your Birthday And See What You Are..
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Look Up Your Birthday And See What You Are..!!
*********
January 01 - 09 ~ Dog
January 10 - 24 ~ Mouse
January 25 - 31 ~ Lion
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February 01 - 05 ~ Cat
February 06 - 14 ~ Dove
February 15 - 21 ~ Turtle
February 22 - 28 ~ Panther
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Sunday, January 25, 2015
Journey of an innocent boy between January 26-27~ 3 SHADES
Journey of an innocent boy between January 26-27 ~ 3 SHADES.
This movie is dedicated to all the Indians who heartly celebrates Republic Day.
Shoplifting - She stole a can of peas too!!!
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An old lady gets caught shoplifting.
On court day the lady and her husband who goes with her stands before the judge and he says to her, "Why did you shoplift?"
On court day the lady and her husband who goes with her stands before the judge and he says to her, "Why did you shoplift?"
Saturday, January 24, 2015
Applying For A Job!!
Applying For A Job
There are three people applying for the same job.
One is a mathematician, one a statistician, and one an accountant.
Friday, January 23, 2015
Wife or Girlfriend??!
Wife or Girlfriend
A physicist, a mathematician and a computer scientist discuss what is better: a wife or a girlfriend.
Thursday, January 22, 2015
Very Hot and True Love Story…..
Very hot and true love story..
1 badshah apne
sipahiyo ke sath ek
talab par nahane ke
liye gaya
waha
kuch ladkiya pehle se
naha rahi thi
Satyug v/s Kalyug
In satyug
1. Dukh ke time - Ardaas
2. Sukh ke time - shukrana
3. Har ek time - simran
Wednesday, January 21, 2015
ICU से एक पति की सलाह...
अगर आपकी पत्नी दो सिम
कार्ड वाला फोन प्रयोग
करती है तो केवल wife नाम से
ही save करें ।
दो लड़कियां चेस खेल रही थी..!!
दो लड़कियां चेस खेल रही थी..!!
(जोक अभी बाकी है )
पहली लड़की – चल यार बस करते
हैं , पक रहे हैं..!!
दूसरी लड़की – हाँ यार वैसे भी तेरा सिर्फ
हाथी बचा है और मेरा सिर्फ
घोडा …!!
तुम सीने पर हाथ रख कर के चीजो को क्यु उठाते हो...
1 बच्चा स्कूल का काम कर रहा था कि उसकी पेसिल जमीन पर गिर गयी
उसने सीने पे हाथ रख कर उठा ली फिर
उसकी रबर गिरी उसने सीने पे हाथ रख
के उठा ली
सजा बेचारे मुर्गे को क्यूं दे रही हो!
संता की पत्नी: आज हमारी शादी की सालगिरह है, चलो मुर्गा बनाते हैं!
Tuesday, January 20, 2015
"What do you want to become when you grow up?"
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What song does a small kid sing when he enters Class 1 ??
Just the right warning!!!
Just the right warning!!
An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son-in-law, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
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Boy: I Love u
.
Girl: hahaha
.
Boy: Main tumhari khatir apni jaan
b day sakta
hoon, .
Girl: hahahahaha
.
Boy: tumharay bina main zinda nahi
reh sakta,
.
Girl: hahahahahahahah a .
Woh kaun tha???!
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Ek admi ko Heart ki bimari thi
Doctor ne namak na khane ki salah di.
Uski biwi hamesha uska khayal rakhne lagi.
Wo admi bhi bahot sawadhani rakhne
laga..
Monday, January 19, 2015
Tumhare paas kya hai??
A Senior Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the cafeteria for coffee.
He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there.
To Kill time he decides to have fun with him.
Life is a book of mystry?
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Life is a book of mystry?
♥ U never know which page will bring a good twist in the story, keep on reading bcoz happiness comes when it is most unexpected.