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Friday, May 27, 2011

Use words Correctly!!



Terok Singh was traveling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the passport size photograph of his son (for college admission).?



Accidently,the photograph fell down from his pocket. He started searching for it frantically & found it on the floor, below the ends of a woman's saree.



He asked her "Can you lift that saree? I wanna take photograph"



The rest is history. He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital. He was surprised to see Butol Singh on the bed next to him, in a worse condition. Butol explained what happened to him.



He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn't find any hotel.

So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night. The Owner replied "I have 2 grownup  daughters.?

Sorry, I can't allow you to stay".

He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night. The Owner replied," I have 3 grown up daughters.? Sorry, I can't allow you to stay".  He went to the next house and asked:" Do you have "grown up" daughters?".? The Owner asked,"WHY?????????" Butol replied, " I wanted to stay here for a night....." The rest is history.



THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS "WORDS GET YOU INTO DEEP TROUBLE IF YOU DON'T USE IT CORRECTLY."

Best sms of 1947.

Best sms of 1947....


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Tab MOBILE Tha Kya...??


Kabhi to apne dimag ka Istemal kiya karo!

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

I'm moving permanently !!!

 
 
I'm moving permanently to Delhi


I don't know for how long????
 
 
 
I'll give you my new number.
 
 
Hope to see you before I leave.....
 
 
 
 
 
 
I have no Choice......
 
 
 
 
They have Chosen me...
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As the Next President..:)

 


Thursday, May 19, 2011

Who gets more angry!!!

In a Classroom:
Girl: who gets more angry boys or girls????

Boy: Girls only!

Girl: How!

Boy: If i kiss you, you get angry but when you kiss me i don't get angry!!!

   

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Forward this to whom you care!!!


Don't eat Fruit and Nut or any Cadbury Products specially Silk,






Because




It will cause you Severe Stomach Pain






when you eat them without ME. 


Sunday, May 15, 2011

World in your feet!!!


You can impress anybody by

Your  Talent
Style
Smartness


and if that is not enough then tell them

"You are my friend"

beta duniya kadmo me hogi.




Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Love Letter V/s Exam Paper

Love Letter
A thousand thoughts which are so tough to put into words
Exam Paper
A thousand words to write which we can't even think of

6 birds!!!



Six birds were sitting on a tree

A hunter saw that n shot over the tree

five birds flew away,

but one lady bird kept sitting (confused)

why

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Bas nakhre (lol)


Tuesday, May 10, 2011

If you care for me

If you care 4 me-I care 4 U. hugs
U Miss me- I miss U rolleyes
U msg me - I msg U
U angry - I angry angry
U 4gt me-











Na Munna Na


FIR TO GOLIYA CHALENGI devil w00t

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