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Wednesday, December 31, 2014

कुछ पुरानी यादें पीछे छोड़ चला...



जिन्दगी का एक ओर वर्ष कम हो चला,
कुछ पुरानी यादें पीछे छोड़ चला..

कुछ ख्वाईशैं दिल मे रह जाती हैं..
कुछ बिन मांगे मिल जाती हैं ..

कुछ छोड़ कर चले गये..
कुछ नये जुड़ेंगे इस सफर मे .. 

कुछ मुझसे बहुत खफा हैं.. 
कुछ मुझसे बहुत खुश हैं.. 

कुछ मुझे मिल के भूल गये..
कुछ मुझे आज भी याद करते हैं..

कुछ शायद अनजान हैं..
कुछ बहुत परेशान हैं..

कुछ को मेरा इंतजार हैं ..
कुछ का मुझे इंतजार है.. 

कुछ सही है
कुछ गलत भी है.
कोई गलती तो माफ कीजिये और
कुछ अच्छा लगे तो याद कीजिये।


Monday, December 01, 2014

CO-INCIDENCE OF LIFE:


CO-INCIDENCE OF LIFE:

1. CHURCH has 6 letters so does MASJID and TEMPLE.

2. BIBLE has 5 letters so does QURAN and GEETA.

3. LIFE has 4 letters so does DEAD.

4. HATE has 4 letters, so does LOVE.

Thank you!!




Few days are left for this year to end.

Thanx to those who hated me...
They made me strong person.

Thanx to those who loved me 
They made my heart bigger.

Thanx to those who worried about me. They let me know that they actually cared.

Thanx to those who left me... They made me realise that nothing lasts forever.

Thanx to those who entered my life. They made me who I am today.

Just want to thank YOU for being there in my life. THANK U !!! 

Saturday, August 23, 2014

Husband Wife Jokes




Hubby- Aaj khana kyun nahi banaya?


Wife- Gir gayi thi our lag gayi?


Hubby- Kahan giri Aur Kahan lagi?

Friday, August 22, 2014

जिसके पास जिस वस्तु की बहुतायत होती है वह वही दूसरों को देता है,



एक दिन एक व्यक्ति ने एक बहुत

बड़ा और सुंदर सा घर ख़रीदा

जिसमें... एक सुंदर बाग़ भी था।

पड़ोस में जो घर था वह बहुत

साधारण और पुराना था,

साथ ही पड़ोसी भी बड़ा दुष्ट एवं

ईष्यालु था।

What do you call a drink that makes a woman shout!



What do you call a drink 
that makes a woman shout?

Did he miss his wife so much?



A bus full of wives going on a picnic, fell into a river, all died.

How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?



How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ? - 

Never miss a girl with the following"Qualities”




Never miss a girl with the following"Qualities”

Thursday, August 21, 2014

Hit ya chappal??



2 cockroach ICU mein ek doosre ke bagal ke bed mein zakhmi halat me admit the...

If u can convince a female...




If u can convince a female in less than 5 minutesthen she is ur mom.

If u can convince a femalein 15 minutes then she is ur sister.

Technology HURTS...


A wife was calling out for her husband from the kitchen to help her with the dishes, but did not get a response. 



She went looking for him in the bed room and found hubby asleep on his files, tired of work. 

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Beware of these viruses...



Beware of these viruses..

Beti shakkar ki tarah hoti h aur bahu namak ki tarah'..



Beti shakkar ki tarah hoti h aur bahu namak ki tarah'..

small parent meeting..



SON: Dad there is a small parent meeting in the school Tomorrow.

I Love u Mom..




5 year old boy
I Love u Mom.
MoM :- Awww ! I Love u Too...

Big People Words!


A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk.

KEEP SMILING






KEEP SMILING

Mother vs Mother-In-Law(MIL)



Mother vs Mother-In-Law(MIL) 

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

MAA ke aanchal mein sone kaa sukh, agli generation nahi le paayegi.



Excellent  and Funny Shaayri:


MAA ke aanchal mein 
sone kaa sukh, 
agli generation 
nahi le paayegi...

It's a matter of presentation..



2 Women friends chatting in office

Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?

Woman 2: It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 mins & fell asleep in 2 mins. How was yours?

SUPERB REPLY..




After his father's death, the Son decided to leave his mother at old age home and visited her on and off.


Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Cutest proposal..


Cutest proposal . . .


Boy: I have a big question and I am hoping you can give me the answer...

AAP HI DULHE HO!






LADKI KA EX-BOY FRIEND
 LADKI KI SHADI ME AAYA THA..)

जीवन की सच्चाई!



भगवान ने पहले गधे  को बनाया – और कहा तुम गधे होगे | तुम सुबह से शाम तक बिना थके काम करोगे | तुम घास खाओगे और तुम्हारे पास अक्ल नहीं होगी और तुम 50 साल जियोगे |”

Hyderabadi Student





एक हैदराबादी परिवार में बेटा

स्कूल से रोता हुआ घर आया. 

Sunday, August 10, 2014

Happy Raksha Bandhan



Apni Bahen Ko Itna Pyar Karo, 
Jitna Dusro Ki Bahen Ko Karte Ho...

बसंती और ठाकुर का क्या रिश्ता हुआ?



"अगर बसंती की मौसी, ठाकुर को राखी बांधे तो बसंती और ठाकुर का क्या रिश्ता हुआ ?

Thursday, August 07, 2014

Itana Kuch Hotey hue Bhi!!



Itana  Kuch Hotey hue Bhi !!!!

1- Inspite of so many colors - 
Black n White is considered the class.

Best couple in the world?




Do you know who is the 

best couple in the 

world?

Can you believe it!!!

Porbandar ke dariya kinare milli mari hui jalpari (kinare aayi)





Source: What's up

Best moments of life..



Best moments of life:

1. To fall in love.

2. To clear your last exam.

3. To wake up and realize its still possible to sleep.

4. To get a phone call saying class is cancelled.

5. To feel butterflies every time you see THAT PERSON..

6. To see an old friend again and to feel that things have not Changed..

7. To touch the fingers of newly born child..

8. Speaking to an old friend on sunday evening..

9. Waiting for a call or message from your loved one when you are alone..

10. Walking alone on a silent road at night and listening to your favourite songs..

11. Riding on a highway while its raining

12. Speaking to the special one on phone while standing in front of the mirror. Feels just Awesome :)

and the last one is 'right now'..

13. While reading this there was a constant smile on your face which was one of the best moments I believe..!


Keep smiling, It really suits u...! :) Good Morning

Bin Pagaar Full Adhikaar.


Dedicated to Admins

Ladki wale (ladke se): beta kya kerte ho?


Ladka: 
jee administrative department mein Hun.


Ladki wale (khush hokar): 
kaun si company mein beta ?
.
.
.
.
.

Ladka: 
whatsapp per 3-4 groups ka admin Hun


अहमियत-बीबी की



अहमियत-बीबी की 

सुबह उठ कर पत्नी को पुकारते है

सुनो चाय लाओ

थोड़ी देर बाद फिर आवाज़,

सुनो नाश्ता बनाओ

क्या बात है ,आज अभी तक अखबार नहीं आया 

जरा देखो तो ,

किसी ने दरवाजा खटखटाया 

अरे आज बाथरूम में ,

साबुन नहीं है क्या

और देखो तो,

कितना गीला पड़ा है तौलिया

अरे ,ये शर्ट का बटन टूटा है,

जरा लगा दो और मेरे मौजे कहाँ है,जरा ढूंढ के ला दो

लंच के डब्बे में बनाये है ना,

आलू के परांठे

दो ज्यादा रख देना,

मिस जूली को है भाते

देखो अलमारी पर कितनी 

धुल जमी पड़ी है

लगता है कई दिनों से 

डस्टिंग नही की है

गमले में पौधे सूख रहे है,

क्या पानी नहीं डालती हो

दिन भर करती ही क्या हो बस

गप्पे मारती हो

शाम को डोसा खाने का मूड है,

बना देना

बच्चों की परीक्षाये आ रही है

पढ़ा देना

सुबह से शाम तक कर फरमाईशें नचाते है 

चैन से सोने भी नहीं देते,सताते है

दिनभर में बीबीयाँ कितना काम

करती है

ये तब मालूम पड़ता है जब वो

बीमार पड़ती है

एक दिन में घर अस्त व्यस्त हो

जाता है

रोज का सारा रूटीन ही ध्वस्त हो

जाता है

आटे दाल का सब भाव पता 

पड़ जाता

बीबी की अहमियत क्या है ,

ये पता चल जाता

सभी पत्नियों को सलाम 

Want to enjoy happy life..




1. Find three hobbies you love: one to make you money, one to keep you in shape, and one to be creative.

2. Getting a degree matters, but getting the right degree matters even more.

3. Leave every job you have on good terms. Do not burn your bridges.

4. See the world while you still don’t have a ton of responsibilities.

5. Don’t live on the Internet. Go out and experience real life.

6. Don’t give up what you want most for what you want now.

7. Read. A lot.

8. Dress to impress.

9. Never pinch pennies on brakes or tires.

10. Never stop learning

11. Marry someone you consider your best friend.

12. All adventures in life start by just showing up.

13. Drama is never worth putting up with.

14. Value experiences over possessions.


15. Drive slow in bad weather.

16. Money comes and goes. Time just goes.

17. Don’t judge yourself on your intentions but your actions.

18. Always make new mistakes.

19. Don’t rely on other people to make you happy.

20. Bite less; chew more.

Tuesday, August 05, 2014

Maths waaqai bahut khofnak subject hai..



Student: Sir log hindi ya English me baat karte
hai, Maths me Q Nhi?
:
:
:
:
:
Sir: Ziyada 3,5 na kar.
9,2,11 hoja.

Warna 5,7 mar dunga.

6 ke 36 Nazar ayenge or 32 ke 32 baahar aa
jayenge.
:
Student: Sir G hindi, English hi theek hai, maths waaqai bahut khofnak subject hai

Friendship is like LIC




College life is like Reliance!
Karlo Duniya Mutthi Mein

Bachelor Life is Like Airtel!
Aisi Azadi aur Kahan

After Engagement is Like Idea!
Jo Badal de aapki Duniya

After Marrige is like Vodafone!
Where you go.. network Follows

After Kids is like BSNL!
lines are Busy

but friendship is like LIC
Zindagi ke saath bhi
Zindagi ke baad bhi!!

Man reaction - When his wife is driving :)

Every man has this look..

Friday, July 18, 2014

Thursday, May 08, 2014

Feelings ➡Heartless





Our Phones ➡Wireless




Cooking ➡ Fireless




Cars ➡Keyless




Food ➡Fatless




Tyres ➡Tubeless




Dress ➡Sleeveless



Youth ➡Jobless




Leaders ➡Shameless




Relationships➡Meaningless




Attitude ➡Careless




Feelings ➡Heartless




Education ➡Valueless










Mobile Aya➡Camera Khatam

Mobile Aya➡ Wrist Watch Khatam

Mobile Aya➡Torch Khatam

Mobile Aya➡Radio Khatam

Mobile Aya➡MP3 Khatam

Mobile Aya➡Letters Khatam

Mobile Aya➡Calculator Khatam

Mobile Aya➡Computer Khatam

Mobile Aya➡Sakoon Khatam










Aur agar apka “Mobile" ap ki Biwi ke haath aya to



aap "Khatam." 

.....




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