Friday, February 28, 2014
Thursday, February 27, 2014
Wednesday, February 26, 2014
This is how, to write a love letter, in a professional manner . .
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Monday, the 1st day of Jan . With reference to the meeting held between us on the 1st day of Jan at 9.30 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on-the-relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.
However I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 7 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be treated as cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering some other girl. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Thanking you in anticipation.
Tuesday, February 25, 2014
Monday, February 24, 2014
1 sweet boy and 1 cute girl standing together..
Girl eating dairy milk..
Boy- Excuse me, kya aap mujhe dairymilk ka chota sa bite dengi?!
Girl- kya main aapko jaanti hoon?!
Boy(in hurry)- Laav ne have jaldi.. Main aapko Janti hoon vaadi...ek to vada pav tikhu lagyu chhe ne upar thi tu advertise ni heroine banva jaay chhe.Dobi.!!
I got a call from BANK and the GIRL said, "Sir, if you invest 4000/- per month, you will get 1 cr after your retirement."
I said, "It's a nice offer, but make it reverse. Give me 1cr today and take 5000/- per month from me till my RETIREMENT.."
She simply disconnected the call...
Did I said anything wrong ???
Friday, February 21, 2014
◾Be careful with your words. Once you say them they can only be forgiven, not forgotten.
◾Don't say something 'permanently' hurtful just because you're temporarily upset!
◾When life changes to be harder, change yourself to be stronger.
◾People who judge you by your past don't belong in your present. -Mandy Hale
◾Life can be frustrating sometimes. Take a nap, exercise, meditate or do whatever it takes to 'reboot' your thinking. Happiness is just a thought away! Tom Giaquinto
◾Sometimes you have to let go of what's behind you, in order to see what is in front of you.
◾Sometimes you need those bad days, because it helps you appreciate the good ones.
◾People don't leave because things are hard. They leave because it's no longer worth it
◾The things you take for granted, someone else is praying for.
◾The best feeling of happiness is when you're happy because you've made somebody else happy.
Thursday, February 20, 2014
January-: Bold & rude.
February-: Lucky & loyal.
March-: Naughty & genuine.
April-: Caring & strong.
May-: Loving & practical.
June-: Romantic & curious.
July-: Adventurous & honest.
August-: Active & hard working.
September-: Sensitive & pretty.
October-: Stylish & friendly.
November-: Talented & creative.
December-: Confident &
January = Natural Beauty
February = Very Emotional
March = Dil K Sache Or Naik
April = Intelligent
May = Bohut Zidi
June = Apni Jaan Qurban Karne Wala
July = Romantice
August = Good Looking
September = Bewafa
October = Bohut Maghroor
November = Sensible
December = Very Decent
Labels: Which is your birth month.
Wednesday, February 19, 2014
Ek Gadha :- Yaar mera malik mujhe bahut maarta hai.
Dusara Gadha:- To tu bhaag kyon nahi jata.
Pehla Gadha :- Bhag to jata par yahan future bada bright hai, malik ki khoobsurat beti jab bi shararat karti hai to malik kehta hai, "Teri shaddi is gadhe se kar dunga....!"
Bas isi ummed mei baitha hoon.......
KEEPING HOPES MAY NOT IMPROVE YOUR FUTURE, BUT IT WILL CERTAINLY REDUCE THE PAIN OF TODAY!!!
◾Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.
◾Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log opration se pehle
patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?
Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.
◾Circuit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania se phone pe baat ki.
Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne.
Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong number!!
◾Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ??
Circuit: Simple hai
BHAI, Royenge to note
geeela ho jayenga na.
◾Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!
◾CIRCUIT- Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI- Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT- Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI- Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT- Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
Labels: MUNNA CIRCUIT
Tuesday, February 18, 2014
Bhagwan ne mujse kaha ki Tu apna 1 pyara dost chhod de main tujhe "mobile" dunga..
2 ko chhod de to "Rolex" ki ghadi dunga..
5 ko chhod de "25 laakh Rupaiya" dunga..
Sabhi dosto ko chhod de to "Rolls Royce" dunga..
Mene Bhagwan ko dekha aur kaha ki,
Ye dost wo he jinhone meri har khushi har gam me sath diya..
Mere bachpan se lekar aaj tak mere sath rahe..
Kabhi main roya to apne hatho se mere ansu pochhe..
Ek glass pani bhi piya to bhi mere sath share kiya..
Meri ek awaz par daude chale aye..
Wah kya dost he...
Koi baat nahi
"Rolls Royce" Black colour ki dena.. ..
Har ek frn Kamina hota he ..
◾If u want to Walk Fast, Walk Alone. But if u want to Walk Far, Walk Together.
◾How strange it is
We wish to wear high brands but we feel most comfortable in pajayma
◾We wish to sit in Taj & Marriot with elite
people but we enjoy roadside tea with friends and with ppl we love..the most.
◾We wish to own big cars and go on long drives yet we talk our heart out only while walking down a long road.
◾We have 64GB iPods filled with songs but sometimes a song on the radio brings a smile that can't be compared.
◾Life is simple indeed
But We make it complex by running after what
NEVER gives us joy..
✔Take note of small things....!!!
✔Zindagi pal-pal dhalti hai ..... Jaise ret mutthi se fisalti hai .... Shikwe kitne bhi ho har pal fir bhi haste rehna ... Kyonki yeh zindgi jaisi bhi hai,bas ek hi bar Milti hai...
Monday, February 17, 2014
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