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Friday, September 16, 2011

Your Time Starts Now...


 Your Validity of being my friend is going to be expired today. 
Plz recharge  Ur friendship immediately by delivering 4-5 sweet and cool msgs now, your time starts now...

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Want to buy this Saree!!



Lady : The design of the sari is excellent. But the color is not good.



Salesman : Don't worry mam. The color will disappear after the first wash.

I am not a Fool


Conductor : Why are you getting an extra ticket?
Passenger : If I lose one ticket, the other would save me.
Conductor : What would you do if you lose both?
Passenger : I am not a fool. I have my bus pass.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Make your anger so expensive


Make your anger so expensive that no one can afford to buy it from U
make UR Happiness so cheap that everyone gets it freely From U..

The Love asked To Death!!


The Love asked to Death:.... Why do people like me and hate you????
 Death Replied to Love: ......"Because you are a Lie and I am "Truth"....

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