A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face. Doctor: Well, I have some bad news and some really bad news. Man: Well, give me the really bad news first. Doctor: You have cancer, and only 6 months to live.
Woman 2 : It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 minutes & fell asleep in 2 minutes... How was yours ???
Woman 1 : Oh it was amazing !!! My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairy tale !!!
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work...
Husband 1 : How was your evening ???
Husband 2 : Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate & fell asleep. What about you ???
Husband 1 : It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner, they cut the electricity because I forgot to pay the bill; so I took her out for dinner which was so expensive that didn't have money left for a cab. We walked home which took an hour & when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house !!!
Moral : Presentation does matter. No matter what the reality is...!!
Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money.
1st Law Of Love:
A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And Break The Legs Of The Boy.
2nd Law Of Love: The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The Bank Balance.
3rd Law Of Love: The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping,
No matter how many times the teeth bite the tongue, They still stay together in one mouth, That is the spirit of FORGIVENESS!!
Happy Holi! Celebrate with Crackers and Diyas. Fly kites, Just like I am right now ... Merry Christmas once again. Take care, happy Bdy. Bhang mat pina. Maine bhi nahi pee hai , Chadh jati hai. Sachhi. Merry Xmas once again. Take care! Happy birthday
Maine ye msg aapko diwali ki badhayi dene ke liye kiya hai. Aaj is aazadi ke avsar par humein ye rakhi ka tyohaar acche se manana chahiye aur gharon mein dipak laga kar holi khelni chahiye, kyunki aaj hi ke din gandhiji ne ravan ko markar mahabharat ka yudh jeeta tha aur America ko aazad karaya tha. Isliye ek baar fir se aapko janam din ki bahut shubhkamnayein. Ishwar aapko Bhaang me Bheege is msg ko jhelne ki shakti de.. "MERRY X'MAS" :)