Define Facebook????

Define Facebook????

A place where boys post a joke, there is no response.. 

lol

But

When Girl post the same joke she get 30 likes, 

25 comments, and

 9 friends requests....

Baba Ramdev Says.....

Baba ramdev says: Kala dhan vaps lao..

Kya aap jante hain 400 lakh crore agar vapas aayenge to kya hoge...

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1. Bharat financially number 1 benga..

2. Ek jile ko 60 hajar crore aur ek gaon ko 100 Crore

3. So sal tak kisi bhi tarh ka TAX nai dena padega..

4. Petrol Rs.25, Disel Rs.15, CNG Rs.150

Dal Rs.20, Milk Rs. 8

5. Light ka Bill nai dena hoga

6. Bharat ke border charon tarf se china wall se bhi zyeda strong ban jayega

7. Pure desh mein 1500 oxford jaisi University khul jayengi

8. 28000km ki rubber road (as in Paris) taiyar ho jayegi

9. 2000 hospitals (inc. all facilities)

10. Aur 95 crore logon ke pas apna ghar....

Ghuma dalo is msg ko itna ke khud Sarkar Ke pas pahunch Jae....

Go India Go...

Reason Explained by boy after Breakup!

Reason Explained by boy after Breakup: 

Agar wo jaan bhi maang leti to hans ke de deta......

 Par Kambakht 

ne 

Facebook

ka 

password

maang

liya!!!

Any suggestions!!!

God: I am making boys with Hi-tech features, any suggestion???

Girl: Yes.. 

The heart should be "password protected" 

to avoid multiple users... ;-)

If feelings are true!!!

Distance never spoils any relation...

Time never builds any relation

If feeling r true 4m heart,

then relations are always as bright as diamonds..

Love & Care!!!

 

Love and care r like gifts,

If U receive it, open & appreciate it,

If you don't receive, don't worry,

someone, somewhere is still wrapping it for you..

Love and fight!!

Love and fight are part of life, there should be fight to make your love more deep, becoz when you fight you come to know how much you miss the person you really Love.

Why Ambulance is White!!!

Why Ambulance is White!!!

 Ambulance has oxygen cylinder,

Oxygen is a gas, Gas is used for cooking Food,

 Food is Source of vitamins we get Vitamin D from Sun,

Sun produces light, Light comes from bulbs,

Small Bulbs are used in decorate Christmas tree,

Christmas means Gifts, Gifts are given by Santa,

Santa lives in North Pole, North Pole is the house of polar Bears

Polar Bears are white!!!

That's why ambulance is white :-D

Tomorrow i will tell you why taxi is yellow :) :-P :-D