Your Time Starts Now...

 Your Validity of being my friend is going to be expired today. 
Plz recharge  Ur friendship immediately by delivering 4-5 sweet and cool msgs now, your time starts now...

Want to buy this Saree!!

Lady : The design of the sari is excellent. But the color is not good.

Salesman : Don't worry mam. The color will disappear after the first wash.

I am not a Fool

Conductor : Why are you getting an extra ticket?
Passenger : If I lose one ticket, the other would save me.
Conductor : What would you do if you lose both?
Passenger : I am not a fool. I have my bus pass.

Make your anger so expensive

Make your anger so expensive that no one can afford to buy it from U

& 

make UR Happiness so cheap that everyone gets it freely From U..

The Love asked To Death!!

The Love asked to Death:.... Why do people like me and hate you????

 Death Replied to Love: ......"Because you are a Lie and I am "Truth"....