Tips to Reduce your Weight

Tips to Reduce Ur Weight

1st turn UR head to Right and then to the Left

Repeat this Exercise,

whenever U R Offered something to eat ::)

Bright Future!!!!

EK GADHA :- YAAR MERA MALIK MUJHE BAHUT MAARTA HAI.

DUSARA GADHA :- TO TU BHAAG KYON NAHI JATA.

PEHLA GADHA :- BHAG TO JATA PAR YAHAN FUTURE BADA BRIGHT HAI..... MALIK KI KHOOBSURAT BETI JAB SHARARAT KARTI HAI TO MALIK KEHTA HAI, "TERI SHADI GADHE SE KAR DUNGA.....!"

BAS ISI UMMED MEIN BAITHA HOON.............

KEEPING HOPES MAY NOT IMPROVE YOUR FUTURE, BUT IT WILL CERTAINLY REDUCE THE PAIN OF TODAY!!!

Girls Before Marriage.....

Girls B4 marriage look lyk Barbie dolls,

After marriage beautiful doll

After 1 year Nice doll

After 5 years Dhol

After 10 years Dolly Bhindra

Time might lead me somewhere away from you....

Time might lend me somewhere away from U,

Fate may wipe me from your memory

but i'll always B THANKFUL that

once in life's  journey we were 

"Good Friends"

A True Friend

A true Friend is Someone who knows U R a good egg, even 

if U R little Cracked.

In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend!!

In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality

and stylish looks,

 so 

learn to value me..

Never mind!!!

Galileo gr8 Mind

Einstein Genius Mind 

Newton Extra ordinary Mind

Me master mind

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Never Mind

Last night

Last Night tear rolled out of my eye,

I asked tear, why r u out?

Tear Replied, their is some1 so beautiful in your eye, that's why their is no place for me

IF Accountant Starts Producing Movies

If A/c tant  starts producing movies then the films would be named as

Kabhi Credit Kabhi Debit

Cash Bal wale Profit Le Jayenge

Main Accounts Ki Diwani Hoon

Hum Tax De Chuke Sanam

Hamara Ledge Apke Pass Hai

Kaho Na Depreciation Hai

Kyon Tally Ho Gaya Na,

Munnabhai CA

What we love to do....

What we love to do, we find time to do,

If you love life, life will love U back

If you never did silly things,

nothing intelligent would ever done

The Lie Clock!!

Rabri Devi died and went to heaven.

As she stood in front of Yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind...
She asked: "What are all those clocks?"

Yamraj answered: "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earthhas a Lie Clock.

Every time some one like you lieson Earth, the hands on your clock will move once."

Oh! said Rabri: "Who's clock isthat?"

That's GautamBuddha's. The hands have never moved indicatingthat he never told a lie.

"And, whose clock is that?"

That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice,telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."

Rabri asked: "Where's my Laloo's clock?"
"Laloo's clock is in my office", replied Yamraj. "I'musing it as a ceiling fan!"