Rabri Devi died and went to heaven.
As she stood in front of Yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind...
She asked: "What are all those clocks?"
Yamraj answered: "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earthhas a Lie Clock.
Every time some one like you lieson Earth, the hands on your clock will move once."
Oh! said Rabri: "Who's clock isthat?"
That's GautamBuddha's. The hands have never moved indicatingthat he never told a lie.
"And, whose clock is that?"
That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice,telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."
Rabri asked: "Where's my Laloo's clock?"
"Laloo's clock is in my office", replied Yamraj. "I'musing it as a ceiling fan!"
Oh! said Rabri: "Who's clock isthat?"
That's GautamBuddha's. The hands have never moved indicatingthat he never told a lie.
"And, whose clock is that?"
That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice,telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."
Rabri asked: "Where's my Laloo's clock?"
"Laloo's clock is in my office", replied Yamraj. "I'musing it as a ceiling fan!"
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