Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?

*Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
 The mafia wants either ur money or ur life The wives want both !

*Marriage is like a public toilet . Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.
 
*No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a better model in the neighborhood.


*Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`
Google search result, "Good day sir, Even we are searching".

*Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

 *Whiskey is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.

*A friend recently explained, why he refuses to get married.
He says, "The wedding rings look like a miniature handcuffs".

*It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most; and when a man does that the slide show begins.

*It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home A Good Maid!

*Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen of them.