You are on my Nerves..

TRUE & UNIQUE FACT

A Human Body has 

139 thousand Nerves.

And only the Wife knows 

how to get on every single one of them

Why Husbands avoid questions!

Why Husbands avoid questions! 

WIFE: What would u do if I died? Would You gt married again? 

Husband: N0.. 

 Why nt? Don't u like being married? 

 Of course I do. 

Thn whY wudn't you reMarry? 

Ok, ok, I'd gt married again... 

Wud u live in our house with your new Wife..?? 

 Yes, its a gr8 house. 

Wud u let her drive my car ? 

Yes, its almost new, dear . 

Wud u giv her my jewelry? 

No.. I am sure she would want her own.. 

Wud she wear my shoes..? 

No, her size is '7' 

--silence- 

'shiiit'...

Einstein & Mr.Bean

Einstein & Mr.Bean sitting next to each other on a long flight..

Einstein says,"Let's play a game.. I will ask you a question,if you don't know the answer,you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer,I will pay you $500.."

Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon..?

Mr.Bean doesn't say a word,reaches his pocket,pulls out a $5..

Now,it's Mr.Bean's turn..

He asks Einstein: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..?

Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends.. After an hour he gives Mr.Bean $500..

Einstein going nuts and asks: Well,so what goes up hill with three legs and comes down with four..?

Mr.Bean reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5..
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Einstein in Shock --» Mr. Bean..Rocks..! B-)

What will be the color of his teeth

A baby is born in Africa..

what will be the color of his teeth?? 

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don't think like a genius.

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All babies are born without teeth

Two plus two, that son of a bitch is four..

A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself; “Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. 

Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine….”

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, “What are you doing?” 

The little boy answered, “I’m doing my math homework, Mom.” 

“And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?” the mother asked. 

“Yes,” he answered. 

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, “What are you teaching my son in math?”

 The teacher replied, “Right now, we are learning addition.” 

The mother asked, “And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?” 

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, “What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four..

Wife like that are very hard to get.

Husband: I want divorce. My wife hasn't spoke to me in six months.

Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wife like that are very hard to get.

Relations are like Electric Currents

Relations are like Electric Currents,

Wrong connection will give u

 Shocks throughout your life..

But the right ones 

Light Up your Life...!

Husbands !Husbands !!Husbands !!

If U advise them, they think U r dominating;

If U don't, U r not doing anything!

If they call,they r missing U;

If U call,U r disturbing them!

If they ask U anything,its their right;

If U ask them,U r interfering!

If they care,they love U;

If U care,U r possessive

So difficult....!

Hats off to all great wives!!

Write Exam Paper..

Look up for INSPIRATION

Look down for CONCENTRATION &
Look around for INFORMATION