I Hate You..

Boy:" I Love U , tum iss duniya ki sabse khubsurat ladki ho...

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Girl:" Par tumhare peeche to mujh se bhi zyada khubsurat ladki khadi hai..

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Ladke ne mud kar dekha towaha koi nahi tha..

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Girl:" Agar tum mujhse sachha

pyaar karte toh kabhi mud kar nahi dekhte.."I HATE YOU"

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Moral:" Moral woral kuch nahi,

bas ladki zara tez nikali...

"Par Baat abhi baaki hai mere

dosto"

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Boy:" Jaisi tumhari marzi, but ab ye diamond ring main kise dunga..

Girl:" Lo ! Ab main apne jaanu ke saath mazak bhi nahi kar sakti kya .

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Ladki ne ring box me dekha ..

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Girl:" Ye to khaali hai..

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Boy:" Agar tum mujh se sacha pyaar karti to kabhi box khol kar check nhi krti.." I HATE YOU "

Moral:" Ladki Jitni Tez Hoti Hai,

Utni Hi Tez Uski Watt Bhi Lagti Hai.. hahahaha

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Wo Mohabbat Bhi Teri Thi

Wo Shararat Bhi Teri Thi

Agar Kuch Bewafai Thi To Wo Bewafai Bhi Teri Thi,.

Tu Ne Chod Diya Baat Karna Hum Se To Wo Zidd Bhi Teri Thi

Aakhir Karte To Kis Se Karte Teri Shikayat,.

Wo Shehar Bhi tera Tha Aur Wo Addalat Bhi Teri Thi.!

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(LADKI KA EX-BOYFRIEND LADKI KI SHADI ME AAYA THA..)

KISI NE PUCHA - "KYA AAP HI DULHE HO..?"

EX-BF - "NAHI ME SEMI-FINAL ME OUT HO GAYA THA, FINAL DEKHNE AAYA HU..

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Boy texts his Girl friend 

"Jaan I can't live without you! Will you marry me?"

Here is the KILLING Reply - "Kaun mar raha hai ab !!!

I lost all my contacts, kindly msg me your name"

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Girl :- Bada Muskil Hai "BANKER" Se Pyar Karna...!

Boy :- KYUN...?

Girl :- Love Letter Bheja Tha..

"Signature Differ's" Likh

Ke Wapis Bhej Diya...

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Boy :- Jaane Anjaane me agar 2013 me Mujh se aap ka Dil Dukha ho

Yaa aap Hurt hue ho to us ke liye

2014 me bhi Ready rehna kyu ke..

Sirf Calendar badlega

Hum nahi..:-P 

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