Mera Bharat Mahan

In a ship, the Generals of three nations were traveling with their
soldiers.

They started the topic of whose soldiers had more guts.

The  American  General  called for one of his men and told him to jump down
the ship and take a round, swimming around the moving ship. The soldier did
as he was commanded and the General boasted, 'See the guts!'.

Now the Russian General called out for one of his men and asked him to take
two  similar rounds. The soldier did as he was told. When he came back from
the water the Russian said 'see the guts!!’

Now the Indian General called out for his most courageous man and asked him
to  take  five  similar  rounds.   The  soldier promptly replied, ''Baap ka
naukar  samajh rakhha hai kya??'' At this the general proudly said 'see the
guts.....’