आंटी से कहना!

पिंकी: मेरी मम्मी को तुम बहुत पसंद आ गए हो।

बंटी: चल पगली कुछ भी हो मैं शादी तुमसे ही करुंगा।

आंटी से कहना वह मुझे भूल जाए।

Kya khaaya tha?

Doctor :- Kya khaaya tha?

Girl :- I ate hamburger, french fries, coke & a corn pizza.

Doctor :- Facebook nahi he ye, Asli me kya khaya tha?? 

She :- Tinde ki sabji 😝😂

यहआदमी तो शेर से नीचे बात ही नहीं करता!

गली के कोने पर बहुत देर से खड़े एक आदमी को पुलिस वाले ने पकड़ लिया और पूछा.....

पुलिसवाला -: तेरा नाम क्या है ?

आदमी -: शेर सिंह

पुलिसकर्मी -: बाप का नाम?

आदमी -: शमशेर सिंह

पुलिसकर्मी -: कहाँ जा रहा है ?

आदमी -: शेरांवाली गली में

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पुलिसकर्मी -: शेरांवाली गली में किधर?

आदमी -: टाईगर मेनसन

(पुलिसकर्मी सोचता है यहआदमी तो शेर से नीचे बात ही नहीं करता )

Joke of the day.

Interviewer: What will happen, when earth rotates 30 times faster!

Candidate: We will get our salary every day.

Why Do husbands Need wife in their life ???

Why Do husbands Need wife in their life ???

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Coz she will never leave you alone when you're sad..

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Will ask u to leave your bad habits everyday, every time..

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Will fight with you on small matters but won't keep the anger for long.. .

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Will make you money-wise..

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Will say, "don't worry",even if there's lot to worry or nothing to worry..

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Will make you punctual..

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Will talk to you 15 times a day to know what you're doing..

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You might feel bugged at times but truth is that you can't do anything without her... 

As wife's are special gift of God to husbands,

realize their worth and take care of them... !!!!

Send this to all married ones to know the value of their wives.

Was the Whatsapp Server down today...???"

Husband To wife - "Wow Darling..

The House is So clean..!!! 


Was the Whatsapp Server down today...???"

Wife : No?!

Husband : (surprised !!!) 

Wife : I lost my phone charger, had to put things in place, to look for it...

Bengali Babu went to learn Shayari..

Once, a Bengali Babu went to Gulzar Sahib to learn Shayari..

Gulzar Sahib asked the Bengali babu to repeat after him:

"Na Gila Karunga,

Na Shikwa Karunga... 

Tu Salaamat Rahe is duniya me ,

Rab Se Yahi Dua Karunga."

The Bengali Babu repeated:

"Na Geela Korega,

Na Sukha Korega.... 

Tum Saala, Mat Raho is Duniya me , 

Rob Se Yehi Dua Korega"

Gulzar saheb fainted !!!

Shaadi ke baad..

Shaadi ke baad pati kaise badalate hai, jara gaur kejiye..

✒First Year: 

Dear, sambhalkar udhar gaddha hai...

✒Second Year: 

Are yar dekh ke udhar gaddha hai

✒Third Year:

Dikhata nahi udhar gaddha hai...

✒Fourth Year:

Andhi hai kya gaddha naha dikhta???

✒Fifth Year:

Are udhar kidhar marne jaa rahi hai, gaddha to eidhar hai

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शादी के बाद पति कैसे बदलते है,जरा गौर कीजिए:

पहले साल:dear संभलकर उधर गड्ढा हैं ...

दूसरे साल : अरे यार देख के उधर गड्ढा हैं ..

तीसरे साल :दिखता नहीं उधर गड्ढा हैं ..

चोथे साल :अंधी हैं क्या गड्ढा नहीं दिखता

पांचवे साल :अरे उधर -किधर मरने जा रही हैं गड्ढा तो इधर हैं ..

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