Boys will be boys..

One day a teacher was talking about marriage in class...

Teacher : What kind of wife would you like Johnny?

Johnny : I would want a wife like the moon...

Teacher : Wow !! what a choice...do you want her to be cool & calm like the moon?

Johnny : No, no...

Teacher: oh so u want her to be round and white?

Johny: No, no...

Teacher: Oh, so u want her to be fair and beautiful like d moon?

Johny: No, no...I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning...!!!
 
Boys will b boys..

Most innocent faces in the world..

Full Form OF Girl

Amazing Words For Husband..

10 Fun Facts..

Why did you hit me again??

A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan "tuunnn.."

HUSBND: What was that for?

WIFE: I found a paper in ur pocket with the name JENNY on it.

HUSBAND: I took part in a RACE last week & JENNY was the name of my HORSE.

WIFE: Sorry!

Next day wife hit him with the frying pan AGAIN! "tuunnn.."

HUSBND: why did u hit me again?

WIFE: Ur Horse is on the phone

What we learn from this..

A Funny Case Of Kiss And A Slap

 

A Manager, His Assistant, An Old Woman And Her Young Daughter Are Traveling In A Train And During The Course Of Time Get Themselves Introduced To Each Other And Become Temporary Friends...

The Train Goes Through A Tunnel And It Gets Completely Dark...

Suddenly There Is A Kissing Sound And Then A Slap !!!
The Train Comes Out Of The Tunnel...

The Women And The Assistant Are Sitting There Looking Perplexed...

The Manager Is Bending Over Holding His Face, Which Is Red From An Apparent Slap.
All Of Them Remain Diplomatic And Nobody Says Anything...

The Old Woman Is Thinking :
These Managers Are All Crazy After Girls. He Must Have Kissed My Daughter In The Tunnel. Very Proper That She Slapped Him...

The Young Girl Is Thinking :
The Manager Must Have Tried To Kiss Me But Kissed My Mother Instead And Got Slapped...

The Manager Is Thinking :
Damn It... My Assistant Must Have Kissed The Young Girl. She Might Have Thought It Was Me And Slapped Me...

Now Guess What The Assistant Is Thinking...

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Now Hold Your Breath And Read What The Assistant Is Thinking...

If This Train Goes Through Another Tunnel I Will Make Another Kissing Sound And Slap My Manager Again...
The Bastard Keeps Harassing Me In The Office.

Just the right warning!!

An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son-in-law, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.

As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son-in-law. 'Yes, Dad, what is it?'

'Don't be nervous son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well...... if something happens to me, your mother in law is going to come and live with you.'

The surgery was a great success.