A Doctor Opened A Clinic & Wrote Outside The Clinic : ''Any treatment for Rs.300/- & if we cant treat, we will pay you back Rs.1000/- ''
A CLEVER patient comes to do fraud & thinking to get Rs.1000.
He says to the Doctor : '' I Can't Feel Any Taste On My Tongue.....!!!! ''
Doctor asks the Nurse to put a few drops of medicine from box no 22.
After that the patient shouts : "What The hell ......It's URINE.....!!!!!! ''
The Doctor Says : ''Congratulations, your sense of Taste Is Back Now.....!!!!! ''
The patient was very angry as he lost Rs 300.
After 2 weeks the same patient Comes back again & this time he thinks to get back his previous 300 too.
Patient : '' Doc.....! I've lost my Memory.......!!!!! ''
Doctor : '' Nurse....!
Please Put Some Drops Of Medicine from Box No 22 On His Tongue......!!!! ''
Patient : ''Wait Doctor, But that medicine is for Sense Of Taste.
Doctor : ''Congratulations, Your Memory Is Back....!!!!!! ''
Moral : '' Don't Try to be Over-Smart With Doctors....!!!! ''