Big Boss Man

Big Boss Man

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be boss. The brain
said, "I should be boss because I control the whole body's responses and
functions"

The feet said " We should be the boss as we carry the brain about and get
him to where he wants to go"

The hands said " We should be the boss because we do all the work and earn
all the money"

And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs, and the eyes until
finally the asshole spoke up.

All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the boss. So the
asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.

Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands began to panic and
the brain fevered.

Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the boss, so the
motion was passed.

All the other parts did all the work while the boss just sat and passed the
shit !



Moral of the story: You dont need brains to be a boss---any asshole will
do.