Different types of Marketing

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to 

her and say: "I am very rich. 

"Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing... "

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2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a 

gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and 

pointing at you says: "He's very rich. 

"Marry him." -That's Advertising. .."

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3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to 

her and get her telephone number. The next day, you 

call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. 

"Marry me - That's Telemarketing. .."

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4. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up 

and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour 

her a drink, and say, "Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations... " 

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5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks 

up to you and says:"You are very rich! 

"Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition. .."

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6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to 

her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you 

a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback..."

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7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to 

her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she 

introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap..."

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8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to 

her and before you say anything, another person come 

and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she 

goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share..."

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9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to 

her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your 

wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets..."