Teacher: 'Loafer' aur 'Offer' Me Kya Antar Hai?
Student: Very Simple Mam!
'I Love U' Agar Ladka Bole To 'Loafer' aur Ladki Bole To 'Offer'
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Lady Teacher: 'Soch' aur 'Wahem' mein kya fark hai?
Student: Aap mast item hai ye hamari 'Soch' hai, aur hum abhi bacche hai ye aapka 'Weham'
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Duniya me agar girls na ho to kya hoga??
Galiya sunsaan
College viraan
Duniya pareshan
Tanha insaan
Na jaanu
Na jaan
Har taraf bas
'JAI HANUMAN'.....
