Loafer Or Offer

Teacher: 'Loafer' aur 'Offer' Me Kya Antar Hai?

Student: Very Simple Mam!

'I Love U' Agar Ladka Bole To 'Loafer' aur Ladki Bole To 'Offer'

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Lady Teacher: 'Soch' aur 'Wahem' mein kya fark hai?

Student: Aap mast item hai ye hamari 'Soch' hai, aur hum abhi bacche hai ye aapka 'Weham'

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Duniya me agar girls na ho to kya hoga??

Galiya sunsaan

College viraan

Duniya pareshan

Tanha insaan

Na jaanu

Na jaan

Har taraf bas

'JAI HANUMAN'.....