Santa is back again to make you laugh.

Santa and banta funny jokes

Puzzle Time!

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking.. 

Just Check It Out! 

Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself. Think like a wizard; 

man

1. ------------

board

Ans. =man overboard

Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it. 

stand

2. ------------

i 

Ans. = I understand

OK . .Got the drift ?Let's try a few now and see how you fare ?

3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/

Ans. = reading between the lines

R

4. Road

A

D

Ans. = cross road 

Not having a good day now, are you ?Redeem yourself.

5. cyclecyclecycle

Ans. = tricycle

Easy to figure out, ha!

0

6._________

M.D.Ph.D.

Ans. = two degrees below zero 

C'mon give it a little thought ! !

knee

7. ------------

light

Ans. = neon light ( knee - on - light )

I'm sure you'll have no problem getting this one.

ground

8. ----- ----------

feet feet feet feet feet feet

Ans. = six feet underground

Good One, try this!!

9. he's / himself

Ans. = he's by himself 

Here's an easy one!!

10. ecnalg

Ans. = backward glance

Not even close ?!!?

11. death ..... life

Ans. = life after death

Okay last chance .

12. THINK

Ans. = think big ! !

And the last one is very funny- - -

13. Ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb...

Ans. = long time no 'C'

Dedicated to all our intelligent Frds.

JANTA MAAF NAHI KAREGI!!!

JANTA MAAF NAHI KAREGI COLLECTION 

1.Whatsapp par 2 KM lambey msg bhejne waalon, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi.

2. John Abraham ko comedy film me cast karne walo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi

3. Har hafte Adobe update nikalne wale logon, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi

4. Good Morning ko Guuddd morningggg..! likhne waalon Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi

5. Chilar ki Jagah, Eclairs dene waalo, Janta Maaf Nhi Karegi

6. Har Movie Se Pehle Gutka Mukesh ki Ad Dikhane Waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi

7. Ladko Ki Reply Par Hmmm.. Likhne Wali Ladkiyan, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi

8. "I LOVE YOU but as a friend" kehne wali ladkiyon, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi

9. Har hafte Set Max par Sooryavansham dikhane walo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi

10. Sunny Leone ko sari pehnane walon.. Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi

11. Android per BBM use karne walo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi

12. 21 ball me 11 run banake world cup harvane walo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi

13. K reply karne waaloo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi

14. Exam mein out of syllabus questions dene waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi

15.Good Night bolkar bi online rehne walon

Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi

16. Kuch bhi nahi atta bolkar exams me top karne waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi

17. Lays bol ke sirf hawa dene waalo, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi

18.Har msg mein "Abki baar Modi sarkar" ka joke marney waalon...

Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi

19. What's up pe reply nahi dene waalon, Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi

20. Har baat pe Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi, bolne waalon ko bhagwan kabhi maaf nahi karega..

Prayer Before Eating.

A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. 

As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."

Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.

Husband: that's at home sweetheart...... here the chef knows how to cook.

Aladin's lamp

Husband: 

I found Aladin's lamp today.

Wife: 

wow, what did u ask for darling??

Husband:

I asked him to increase your brain ten times..

Wife: 

oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??

Husband:

He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.

A woman in the book Shop

Woman: Do you have book named women's are very intelligent??

Shopkeeper: Mam, comdey section is on the left side.

Best Photograph.

Stare at this photo long enough, which is visible below as white streaks- it's camel, and black camels, which are visible, actually it is their reflection. Zoom it to get the clear picture..

Source What's up Friend.

Mathematics Of Life

Mathematics Of Life is Kabhi Khushi 

Kabhi Gham.