Man on phone: Honey I've been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion.
So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. We're leaving from office & I'll swing by the house to pick my things. Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pajamas!
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being a good wife she did exactly as her husband said..
The following Weekend he came home a little tired but looking good..
The wife welcomed him & asked if he caught many fish?
He said "Yes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill & a few Swordfish. But why didn't u pack my blue silk pajamas?"
You'll love the answer..!!
"I did.. They're in your fishing box..