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Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Sardaar dekha nahi ki shuru ho jaate hain..

Sonakshi knocks on santa's door:
Kya aapke toothpaste me namak hai?? 


Santa:
Chal bhaag Moti, ab thodi der me poochegi kya aapke shampoo me Chaatmasala hai!!! 


Sardaar dekha nahi ki shuru ho jaate hain

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Santa to Son: "maths vich fail kyu hoya"..
Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8..
Agle din kendi 6+2=8..
fir kendi 4+4=8
ullu di pathi khud confusd hai menu ki padaeygi.

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Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

In London: A customer asked, "Do you have "Sarson Da Tel???"
The shopkeeper says "Are you a Sardar???"

The guy, clearly offended says,
"Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Olive Oil, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?


Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?


Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?

The shopkeeper says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Sarson Da Tel, why did you ask if I am a Sardar???"

The shopkeeper replied,
Because, you're in a "WINE SHOP !!!" :P

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Santa akhrot bech raha tha

Banda ne pocha ye khane se kya hota he

Santa.::: dimagh tez hota he

Banta : kese?

Santa: Acha ye batao 1 kilo chaawel me kitny danay hoty he

Banta:: pata nahi

Santa ne usko akhrot khilaya' or bola,; batao 1dzn me kitne kele hote he

Banta: 12
Santa: dekha dimagh tez howa

Banta; 1 kilo de do

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