Kya aapke toothpaste me namak hai??
Santa:
Chal bhaag Moti, ab thodi der me poochegi kya aapke shampoo me Chaatmasala hai!!!
Sardaar dekha nahi ki shuru ho jaate hain
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Santa to Son: "maths vich fail kyu hoya"..
Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8..
Agle din kendi 6+2=8..
fir kendi 4+4=8
ullu di pathi khud confusd hai menu ki padaeygi.
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Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.
In London: A customer asked, "Do you have "Sarson Da Tel???"
The shopkeeper says "Are you a Sardar???"
The guy, clearly offended says,
"Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Olive Oil, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?
The shopkeeper says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Sarson Da Tel, why did you ask if I am a Sardar???"
The shopkeeper replied,
Because, you're in a "WINE SHOP !!!" :P
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Santa akhrot bech raha tha
Banda ne pocha ye khane se kya hota he
Santa.::: dimagh tez hota he
Banta : kese?
Santa: Acha ye batao 1 kilo chaawel me kitny danay hoty he
Banta:: pata nahi
Santa ne usko akhrot khilaya' or bola,; batao 1dzn me kitne kele hote he
Banta: 12
Santa: dekha dimagh tez howa
Banta; 1 kilo de do
