I want a Blackberry or An Apple!

TOOFANI RAAT mein ek Aadmi PIZZA HUT pe pizza lene aaya.

Waiter: Kya aap MARRIED ho?

Aadmi: Kutte, aise toofan mein kaunsi Maa apne bete ko pizza lene bhejegi.

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Finally, I told my parents that I want a Blackberry or An Apple.

My Mother said: “Ghar mein Mosambi hai, pehle woh kha.”

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1 aadmi ne 1 aurat se pucha- Aap k kitne bachhe hain? 

AURAT-8 hain. 

AADMI-Aap ka khet bahut upjaau hai. 

AURAT-khet upjaau nhi, kisan bahut mehanti hai...

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GAON Me BIJALI aane wali hai yeh sunkar log nach rhe the 1 kutta bhi jhoom raha tha LOGO ne puchha tu kyo khus h? Wo bola BIJALI aayegi to khambe bi to lagenge.

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Girl: "How Much Do U Love Me?"

Boy: "Look At d Sky & Count d Stars."

Girl: "But, Its Daytime.."

Boy: "Haha, Exactly."

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Bikhari :10 rupees dedo mobile rechrge krke grlfrd ko call karna hai


Santa :WAH bikhari ne b grlfrd banayi hai!

Bikhari-Na ji!

Grlfrd ne bikhari bnaya hai.

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Doctor: which soap u use? Shyam: Gopal soap, Gopal paste, Gopal brush..

Doctor: Is gopal an international company?

Shyam: No gopal is my room mate !………………………………………

sabse cool = aap ho
sabse smart = aap ho
sabse sweet = aap ho
sabse lovely = aap ho



jyada hawa me udo mat


ye SMS mujhe aaya tha



apko sirf bata raha hu.
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I decided to SUICIDE.. i went to railway track & suddenly ur msg came!!Then i thought.."Jab tere jaise paapi log jee rahe hain to main kyon maru !! ;-)