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Monday, January 20, 2014

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..



To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..




Ben said: ‘In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.’




In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in faeces.




In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.




However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.




Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.







Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.




There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

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