The 4 dangerous weapons in the world..

The 4 dangerous weapons in the world:

1. Wife's Smile

2. Wife's Tears

3. Wife's Looks

And the 4th most dangerous is Wife's Missed Call!

Railway TC: Baba kaha jaoge?

Sadhu : Jaha Ram ka janam hua tha.

TC: Ticket he ?

Sadhu : Nahi he

TC: To chalo..

Sadhu : Kahan?

TC: Jaha Krishna ka janam Tha

Bhagwan Aur Doctor Ko Kabhi Naraaz Mat Karna.

kyu ki Bhagwan Naraaz To Aap Doctor Ke Paas.

Aur Doctor Naraaz To Aap Bhagwan Ke Paas.

Sab Setting Hai...

1 bacha mummy se Buri tarah pitne k baad papa se: Aap kabhi NARAK gaye ho...?

Papa: Nai beta

Boy: fir itni khofnaak cHeeZ laye kahan se...!!

Son : papa kal school main ek small get together hai..chaloge???

Father : small get together kya hota hai??

Son : only you me and principal...