How can you do this?!

Wife (angrily) - I don't believe this... u forgot my birthday again?? How can you do this...




Husband - how can you expect me to remember your birthday when u never look older..




Wife (clear her throat and smile) - liar 




Husband noo jaanu Sacchi




Husband in his mind (sahi time pe dialogue aa gya beta...warna marta aaj...)