MUNNA CIRCUIT

◾Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?

Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu

Munna: Kyun!

Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.

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◾Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log opration se pehle

patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?

Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.

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◾Circuit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania se phone pe baat ki.

Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne.

Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong number!!

◾Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ??

Circuit: Simple hai

BHAI, Royenge to note

geeela ho jayenga na.

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◾Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!

◾CIRCUIT- Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.

Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.

MUNNA BHAI- Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT- Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.

MUNNA BHAI- Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT- Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.