BOSS AND I..

When I Take a 

long time to finish, 

I am slow,

When my boss 

takes a long time, 

he is thorough

When I don't do it, 

I am lazy,

When my boss does not do it, 

he is busy..

When I do something without being told,

 I am trying to be smart,

When my boss does the same, 

he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss, 

I am apple polishing,

When my boss pleases his boss, 

he is cooperating,

When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot.

When my boss makes a mistake, 

he's only human.

When I am out of the office,

 I am wondering around.

When my boss is out of the office, 

he's on business.

When I am on a day off sick, 

I am always sick.

When my boss is a day off sick, 

he must be very ill.

When I apply for leave, 

I must be going for an interview

When my boss applies for leave, 

it's because he's overworked

When I do good, 

my boss never remembers,

When I do wrong, 

he never forgets