Conjunctivitis (आँख आना)

Conjunctivitis (आँख आना)

To, 

The Principal 

Modern school

Dear Sir,

Sub.: leave application for eye coming 

I will not come as my eyes have come. If I come with my coming eyes then your eyes will come & you will not come. But still if you come with your coming eyes all school eyes will come & all will not come. So I will not come and all will come. I will come back when my coming eyes will go & all will come without their eyes coming.

Yours Sincerely

Nainsukh😂