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Showing posts with label Height of Flirting. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Height of Flirting. Show all posts

Friday, January 03, 2014

Height of Craziness!!





1) Height of Fashion?
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Lungi with a zip.




2) Height of Laziness?
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Asking lift for morning walk.




3) Height of Craziness?
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Get blank paper xerox.




4)Height of Honesty?
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Pregnant woman taking 2 tickets.




5) Height of De-hydration?
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Cow giving milk powder.




6) Height of Hope?
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A 99 yr. Old woman going for 295/-recharge to get lifetime incoming.




7) Height of Stupidity?
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Looking through key hole of a glass door.




8) Height of Suicide attempt?
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A dwarf jumps from the footpath on the road.




9) Height of free time?
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You are reading the whole msg .;)

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Height of Flirting


Gal calls a boy :
Girl: Hello baby
Boy: Ohh janu bolo
Girl: Kahan ho yar subah se koi ata pata nahi!
Boy: Are hum to khoye hue hain aapki aankhon me..
Girl: Abhi kya kar rahe ho?
Boy: tumhari pic dekh raha hun, kahin aur man hi nahi lag raha..
Girl: Maine to tumhe koi pic di hi nahi!!
Boy: Are mere dil me chapi hai barson se..
Girl: But hum to parson hi mile hain!!
Boy: Tumhare bina har ek pal barson hai Pinky......
Girl: Pinky??!! Ye pinky kaun hai ??
main to nisha hun!!
Boy: Tumse bat karke mai to sab bhul jata hun..
Girl: Tum prashant ho na??
Boy: Gharwale to aseem bulate
hain, lekin wo galat ho sakte hain
tum nahi..
Girl: Ye 998XXXXXX hai na??
Boy: Ab tak nahi tha par ab se
yehi hai…

Saturday, September 15, 2012

:::: Height of Flirting ::::


Gal calls a boy :
Girl: Hello baby
Boy: Ohh janu bolo
Girl: Kahan ho yar subah se koi
ata pata nahi!
Boy: Are hum to khoye hue hain
aapki aankhon me..
Girl: Abhi kya kar rahe ho?
Boy: tumhari pic dekh raha hun,
kahin aur man hi nahi lag raha..
Girl: Maine to tumhe koi pic di hi
nahi!!
Boy: Are mere dil me chapi hai
barson se..
Girl: But hum to parson hi mile
hain!!
Boy: Tumhare bina har ek pal
barson hai Pinky......
Girl: Pinky??!! Ye pinky kaun hai ??
main to nisha hun!!
Boy: Tumse bat karke mai to sab
bhul jata hun..
Girl: Tum prashant ho na??
Boy: Gharwale to aseem bulate
hain, lekin wo galat ho sakte hain
tum nahi..
Girl: Ye 998XXXXXX hai na??
Boy: Ab tak nahi tha par ab se
yehi hai…

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