DEADLIEST JOKE EVER IN the HISTORY OF SANTA & BANTA...

DEADLIEST JOKE EVER IN the HISTORY OF SANTA & BANTA...

I am back... Santa Singh

Doctor: Aapki Biwi ab sirf do dino ki mehman hai. I'm so sorry... 

Santa: Isme sorry ki kya baat hai Dr. Saab. Nikaal lenge ye do din bhi jaise-taise...

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Ek Sardarni behosh ho gayi...

Doctor: Yeh mar gayi hai..

Jab usko jalane lage to woh uth baithi aur boli mein zinda hoon...!!

Sardar: Chupchap padi reh gawar, tu Doctor se zyada jaanti hai kya?

Jalao ji Jalao...

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Santa: Agar operation ke dauran mujhe kuch ho jaye to usi doctor se shaadi kar lena... 

Biwi: Aisa Q kehte ho ji? 

Santa: To kya doctor ko maaf kar doon?? 

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Sardar ne apni sagaai tod di...

Kyonki,

Ladki kunwari thi...

Sardar bola: Jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui, wo meri kya hogi...