Santa writing his medical entrance exam gives definitions as follows :
*Antibody : Against everybody
*Artery : Study of fine paintings
*Genes : Blue denims
*Hymen : Greeting to several males
*Labour pain : Hurt at work
*Liposuction : French kiss
*Microbes : Small dressing gowns
*Cardiology : Advanced study of playing cards
*Cat scan : Searching lost cat
*Coma : Punctuation mark
*Bacteria : Back door to cafeteria.
