Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC!!!

Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC 

No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor 

He is designed to remain Silent indoor.... 

Sharab Bahut hi Khatarnak cheez hai...

Sharab Bahut hi

 Khatarnak 

cheez hai

kal hi mere

 ek dost sharab 

What is the secret of this love for wife???

Killer one :

Someone asked an old man:

"Even after 60 years, you still call your wife as Darling, mera baccha, sonu, jaan, janu, sweety, baby, Honey, Luvc.!!!! 

What is the secret of this love for wife??? 

Old man replied: 

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I forgot her name 10 yrs ago & 

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I'm scared to ask her.