Happy Holi.

May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other colors you want to paint in your life. 

Wishing you and your family a very bright, colourful and joyful holi.

Hum pe ye kisne hara rang dala!?

Husband- maine kal chicken banate time uspar hara dhaniya dala toh malum hai kya hua???

Wife- kya hua????

Husband - Chicken kadai mein dance karne laga aur bola hum pe ye kisne hara rang dala maar daala, haaye maar daala !!!!!

There is idiot next door!!

I was in a public toilet and had just sat down, when I heard a voice from next cubicle!

He said, ''Hi, how are you?'' 

Embrassed! I said, I'm doing fine.

The voice said, So what are you up to?"

I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here!"

He said, Can I come over?

I said (Annoyed): What?

I'm rather busy right now.

The voice said, "Listen, I will have to call you back, there's an idiot, sitting next door, answering all my questions.

Wah Re Dosti..

Janam hote hi doodh ki,

School mein pani ki,

College mein coke ki,

Jawani mein beer ki,

Dukh mein whisky,

Liver fail to glucose ki,

Operation hua to khoon ki,

Mar gaye to ganga jal ki.

Ek bar pakdo to zindagi bhar saath deti hai bottle.

wah re bottle ...

What you will going to Cook for Dinner Today?!

Husband calls his wife in the evening n asks:

Aaj khaane mein kya pakaya hai?

Wife: 

Fine long grain white rice 

hand picked in the emerald green lap 

of the Vindhyas and 

tender golden lentils

that was gently simmered over 

the smouldering kisses of angels. 

Served with dollops of fragrant clarified butter

Husband: 

WOW...

SOUNDS YUMMY?? 

WHATIS IT CALLED?

Wife : Khichdi!

Share Happiness..

Happy Happy, Good day.

FOUR STAGES OF MARRIAGE..

FOUR STAGES OF MARRIAGE:

"MAD FOR EACH OTHER"

"MADE FOR EACH OTHER"

"MAD AT EACH OTHER"

"MAD BECAUSE OF EACH OTHER" !

Hansi Ki Aawaz

Padosi:

Yaar tere ghar se roz hansi ki aawaz aati hai

Yeh khush haal zindagi ka raaz kya hai?

Aadmi:

Meri B.V mujhe jooton se marti hai, 

Lag jaye to woh hansti hai,

Na Lage to main hansta hoon.

KHUDA ka shukar hai, hansi khushi zindagi guzar rahi hai.