I was in a public toilet and had just sat down, when I heard a voice from next cubicle!
He said, ''Hi, how are you?''
Embrassed! I said, I'm doing fine.
The voice said, So what are you up to?"
I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here!"
He said, Can I come over?
I said (Annoyed): What?
I'm rather busy right now.
The voice said, "Listen, I will have to call you back, there's an idiot, sitting next door, answering all my questions.