Funny interview with Santa!

Interviewer: Let me check ur English, tell me d opposite of good.?
Banta: Bad.

Interviewer: Come?
Banta: Go.

Interviewer: Ugly?
Banta: Pichhlli.

Interviewer: PICHLLI?
Banta: UGLY.

Interviewer: Shut Up.
Banta: Keep talking.

Interviewer: Ok, now stop all dis.
Banta: Ok, now carry on all dis.

Interviewer: Abey, chup ho ja..chup ho ja..chup ho jaa.
Banta: Abey bolta ja..bolta ja..bolta ja.

Interviewer: Arey, yaar.
Banta: Arey dushman.

Interviewer: Get Out.
Banta: Come In.

Interviewer: Oh my God.
Banta: Oh, my devil.

Interviewer: shhhhhhh
banta: Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Interviewer: mere bap chup hoja
banta: mere bete bolta reh

Interviewer: U are rejected.
Banta: I m selected. Bolo ta ra ra ra ra.=)) =D