Boss : There r 50 bricks on an airplane. If u drop 1 outside. Hw many r left?
Employee : That's easy,49.
Boss : What r d 3 steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge
Boss : What r the four steps to put a deer
into the fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.
Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals r there except one, why?
Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.
Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp
filled with crocodiles?
Employee : She jst crosses it bcz d crocodiles r at d lion's birthday
Boss : Last question.
In the end the old lady still died. Why?
Employee : Er....I guess she drowned?
Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the airplane.
U may leave nw..
Moral: Jitna marzi prepare karlo. Agar boss ne tumhari leni hai to leke hi manega :D