Wedding speech from girl to her in laws:

 

My dear new family,

I thank u for welcoming me in my new house... 

Firstly I must tell u dat my presence here should not change ur life routines.

Those who used to do the laundry must keep on doing it...

Those cooking must keep cooking...

Those cleaning must keep cleaning...

I'll not-disturb any body's routine...

So far as I'm concerned, 

I'm here only to eat BUN, have FUN & entertain your SON.. !";):p