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Friday, September 21, 2012

ωσмєη ωιℓℓ вє ωσмєη...

A 54 yr old woman had a heart attack & was taken 2 the hospital. 

While on d operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God she asked Is my time up? God said No you have another 34 yrs 2 live.

Upon recovery, d woman decided 2 stay in d hospital & hv a face-lift, liposuction, & tummy tuck. She even changed her hair color  Finally she was released from the hospital. 

While crossing d road on her way home, she was killed by a truck.

Arriving in front of God, she asked,  You said I had another 34 years 2 live. 

Why didn't you save me from d truck?


(You'll love this)

God replied: 

"I didn't recognize you!=)) :D

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