Define Girl....

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The one who before going out for a party,
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Gets

Facial,

Bleach,

Waxing,

Hair curling/straitening,

Threading,

Toning,

Scrubbing,

Moisturizing,

done

&

Puts on

Lipstick,

Lip Gloss,

Lip liner,

Perfume,

Body toner,

Body lotion,

Eye liner,

Eye shadow,

Eye mascara,

Foundation,

Face powder,

Rings, 

Bracelets,

Necklace,

Nail Paint, 

Party dress, 

Sandal, 

Purse,

and
Says-

"Yaar !
Jaldi mein kuch kiya hi nahi,
aise hi uth kar aa gayi "
 

 

 

 

 Now Define Boy ....
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The one who before going to party calls  his friend & asks :

"Bhai,
tu nahaa  kar aayega kya?"

Friend Reply
"Chal be saale !
Tere baap ki shadi hai kya ?"
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