Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?
bcoz it means... E- End of T- Thinking C- Capacity.
How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u
Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..
"I Luv u too" (GAME OVER!)
When do you know ur in love ?
Ans : When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan
What is the Diff b/w Young Age & Old Age?
Simple : In Young Age Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers.
In Old Age : Its Full of Doctors Numbers.
"Why is Facebook such a hit ?
It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own.
A Question Asked In A Talent Test: If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How would You Recognize Your WIFE?
The Best Answer : Why d Hell Should I recognize ?
V Pronounce 22 as Twenty Two, 33 as Thirty Three, 44 as Forty Four, 55 as Fifty Five, Why not 11 as Onety One?
Doubt By last bench association.
What is the diff between "GHAZAL" & "LECTURE" ?
Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL" and Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"
Whats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?
think...think..think...
Ans : U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.
What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL ? Guess Guess Guess Guess
Ans : "FOOLAN DEVI..
Why does d bride & groom exchange garlands at d time of wedding..... B'coz they
say to each other affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...
What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.
Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ?
Ans 100% Attendazzz
Teacher: What Is The Difference Between HIMAMI & SUNAMI ?
Pappu : HIMAMI is Face Wash, SUNAMI is Total Wash.!
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